Who would you rather shag?

I think I'd have to go for the Queen Mum.

 

Tough chouce, but I guess it would have to be Tara as long as she didn't speak....

 

oops, forgot to add Anne Widdicombe

 

Oh, well now you've said that it changes everything....

 

Egad!
I think I'd rather run my cock through a bacon slicer than fuck any of 'em...

 

I'd like to batter tara's septum with my stonker until the septum falls out again
and squirt electric spaghetti up her giant nasal cavity

http://www.jesses-wish.org.au/images/westbrook.jpg

 

The Queen Mum , I mean everyone likes the Queen Mum , thats what all the newspapers say , so it must be true.

Well everyone does , apart from everyone I know.
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Answer- the Queen Mother doing the Hokey Cokey.
(well the old ones are the best- apart from that old hag obviously)

 

Actually Ill change that to Thora Hurd.
Giving it her over that tartan shopping trolley of hers.
Maybe the vid could go in "Songs of Praise - After Dark- The Directors Cut".
If Harry Secombe wanted to do a cover of Barry White's , "Show Yo' Right" , thats the video for it....
I mean compared to George Formby's version of Prince's "You Sexy Motherfucker" , itd be , well ok equally horrific

 

Thora hurd up the shitter might be good
now ya mention it

 

Nah, I would do Maggie "up the wrong un"!!!

 

I chose the queens mum. Purely so I could go to the pub and tell everyone I had rogered dead royalty.