who's the biggest freak in your neighborhood?

who's the biggest freak in your neighborhood, and what makes them so freaky?

 

me.. just being me..

 

That would be Greg... he lives four doors down blah blah blah this is a stupid thread.

 

but what makes you a freak though?

 

There is a guy down the street, I think he's a tweeker.

One day, my neighbor came home and found the tweeker guy sitting in his yard. My neighbor's dog was on a chain, and it was straining at the end of the chain, barking it's head off. The tweeker was sitting indian-style, right in front of the irrate dog, (who wants to bite the guy's head off) talking to the dog like it was his long lost friend.

Either he had some good stuff, or he's mentally ill. Either way, he's freakier than anyone else in the neighborhood.

 

my neighbor who is a cop caller and talker to that likes to snitch out drug users. meanwhile his own daughter and wife are crackheads and speedfreaks.

 

probably me i am always all quiet towards humans

*shakes fist at humans* those humans always thinking and stuff

 

I am, but I don't have much of a neighborhood.
However, there's this guy in Seattle, he *might* be as freaky as me.

 

Prolly me! I keep to myself so I dont think any of them like me..meh..

 

in my neighborhood/town there's a guy who calls himself Randy Rhodes. That's not his real name of course, but he also claims to be the son of Ozzy Osbourne and Madonna. He's a tweaker, shoots up, etc. He comes into my work every morning bright and early, gets a coffee (can't always pay for it), then sits there, his buggy eyes rolling around, talking to himself. He hates it when you call him his real name. One time he accidentally left his backpack at our work and it was dull of syringes so my boss threw it away. He's always tripping out and has this insanely happy look on his face.

 

My girlfriend gave me one of her old bikes to ride around and I kept it in my yard because I didn't think anyone would steal a little girls bike. One day I went out there and it was gone so I started asking questions. I found out this guy down the street of about 30 stole it and rides it to and from work. There's a bell on it and shit. I'd call that a freak.

 

There is a blind and mute infant around my neighborhood, he beats kittens and rips tuna cans with just his teeth.

 

I am. But I don't exactly know the reason.

 

lol probally me...Oh well i dont care no one in my neighborhood is really a "freak" at all

 

I guess I don't consider him a freak, but a lot of the girls in my dorm do... I met this guy down at a local hookah bar, and he is covered in tattoos of cheetah print... he calls himself cheetar. He decided he was meant to be a feline after an intense acid trip
i personally think he's a cool dude

 

Me, as I am 58 and still play knock-door-run on the neighbours doors for a laff
I am a total **** !

 

This weird guy on another block, and everytime I go out for a smoke, or when I used to go egging and stuff, he'd be walking his dog. One time he followed me for like 2 blocks until I ran. He's just, odd. Everytime I walk by his house, his daughter is staring out the window too. Kinda like one of those japanese horror movies...

 

I'd call myself a freak, but only 'cause I loooove sex

 

Two doors down I always hear them talking about random shit, and once I heard a guy say "Bitch! Id straight shit in a niggas mouth!" That was pretty funny.. I dont know whos most freaky, probably the old dude on the corner that gets pissed off at his neighbors and calls the cops on them all the time

 

Haha wtf, you must have some seriously weird neighbors.