who's your bitch?

Indescribability is my bitch. He has been for years. Of course he tries to deny it, but everyone knows it to be true.

 

I'm too big of a pimp to have just one bitch, but you are one of them. Among the many.

 

I don't have bitches, I have hoes.

True dat.

 

you have to treat your hoes like bitches or they'll get out of pocket. True words from a truer pimp.

 

Bullshit! After I kicked your ass last year for talking back to me I paid a few girls and a couple of guys to hit on you. But that was only because you behaved like a good bitch. I will never be your bitch, but I'll allow you to keep dreaming.

 

That' why you couldn't resist but to dedicate a thread to me. I'm all you've got, and like a good bitch you pay homage.

 

You're all i've got? Are you out of your fucking mind? Don't make me take your woman away from you. Now shut the fuck up like the good bitch you normally are.

 

too much work to have bitches...i have slaves instead

 

You couldn't take candy from a baby. That's why you're not my top bitch. You're soft. Now shut your mouth before I slap you around again.

 

If you play your cards right bitches are slaves that beg you for sex.

 

a few of the slaves already do that

 

You know I only allowed you to slap me so I could somewhat enjoy your lack of interesting bedplay. That's why I'm looking for a replacement. You're just boring now.

 

I don't think I have one that I can claim

 

sorry, but when it's that wide I start thinking about my other bitches and forget I'm supposed to be doing you.

 

who's your bitch?

me, for some strange reason, I'm always saying 'way to go girl' to myself and I'm a hot manly man, I have hairs growing outta my ears...lol

 

you can take partial claim to tree hugger. She's such a good bitch she lets me pass her around.

 

Good, I need someone to make me dinner.

 

I hope you rot in hell. I can't wait until Juan's back. That way I don't have to deal with your pathetic ass.

 

See if I were your bitch you wouldn't have to "deal" with me. You'd put me in my place like I just did with you.

 

You're like a case of herpes. I put you in your place, I felt bad for you and threw women in your face. But you always come back without warning kissing ass. Maybe I pity you too much. Maybe I should just ignore you when you come crying back to me. Goddammit I am a softy when it comes to tears. Next time you cry I'm just going to beat the fuck out of you.