Who's your favorite ficticious character?

Go ahead vote - just remember that there is a fee of 1$ u.s. everytime you do.

 

Can I pay in Euri instead?

 

NO YOU CANNOT DAMNIT. I put one rule and you gotta question it. It's always the same with you - please remove your reply immediately or I will be forced to give your phone number.

 

Not listed in the poll. I'm actually torn between Jubal Harshaw form Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein, or everyone in The Illuminatus Trilogy (yes, basicly they are all one character, but I like them best when they are the talking dolphin )

 

I didn't include them because they're not ficticious. Can't anyone here follow one simple rule? Is that too much to ask? Just click one choice - maybe you never heard of these four characters - you can just use the ol'minimineemo - like they do when predicting the weather.

 

Damn, I thought Ron Jeremy was a real guy. Was it a velcro model or a strap-on?

 

My nominations are: RockStock2004, DopeSickKid, and SlenderBlondeGirl.

But if I had to choose, SBG takes the cake.

 

And then she'll tell a story about how she once jumped naked out of a cake in front of her father and then her brother spanked her while her mom watched.......

 

the god is ma fave.

 

...is that wrong?

 

Well, for Ron Jeremy, I just took a guess - it's probably a composite of character - part human / part horse. And...yeah, you guessed it - the head must be the horse part - no has such a big mustache.

 

dude you seriously have some issues...you really need to stop being jealous.

 

There was nothing to be jealous of. SBG fucks her brother.

 

my favorite fictitious character is Jesus

 

I honestly believe that Jesus Christ is 1,000 worse than Adolf Hitler.

Lemme explain before you send me a postal bomb...

I know that you know that I don't like religion but...

Jesus sort of supplied a code of ethics. Unfortunately, the base is that you'll get a candy if you're nice. At first it worked out right because the people of that time needed guidance. Unfortunately, that sort of enslavement in the long run destroyed more lives than it saved. Crusades, corrupt priests, ect... Then, there's the mental anguish - religion catholic deals a lot with issues of guilt. There's nothing wrong with having some pussy.

Kill god!

 

don't worry friend, I am half jewish so half of me killed Jesus and would do it again