Why are dudes INSECURE when it comes to drinking liqour?

"No man, don't get that, its a faggot drink"

"I don't drink mikes hard lemonade, I drink beer, the stuff murderers drink"

Drink what you want.. if you want some hard 80 proof + shit.. then go for it.. if you want some 30 proof.. mixed with diet pepsi.... who cares.

 

as a rule of thumb...ive been staying away from hard liquor anyways lately...i do shit on liquor that people talk about for years...

 

I LOVE Mike's Hard Lemonade.


But Lime, though.

 

I drink what I want, when I want. I don't give a fuck. From Paul Masson to Grey Goose from Apple Martinis to Adios Motherfucker. And all types of beer.

 

Mike's Hard Berry is the BEST ever. For some weird reason, a lot of guys seem to feel that fruity flavored alcoholic drinks make you less manly. Like drinking piss water makes your pubes grow longer or something, lol.

 

well, i do make fun of my boys if i ever see them with a Mikes hard lemonade
pisses the rest of us off to no end.

we also make fun of our friend who drinks Sparks. soo yea....friends dont' allow friends to drink girly drinks

 

Why care what others think about your beverage? Fuck em

 

alcopop is for people who can't hack it, unless you're a consciously prim female. I don't believe in gender roles, but in my opinion a guy who favors Mike's or Smirnoff Ice over beer and proper booze is on par with a guy who has a weak handshake. I don't like the cut of his jib, is what I'm saying.

I'd like to add that I think rum is more murderous than beer.

 

Assuming all beer is piss water. If you're talking about college frat boys, then that's probably the case.

 

There are two kinds of non-evolved man: Those who have nothing to do but slag others who are different and those who care what other people think of them. They both suffer from feelings of inadequacy and probably have deep and severe Oedipal issues.

 

mmmmmmmmmmmm liquor

 

I'm such a bubbling pool of testosterone that if i don't drink mojitos and Shiraz in a night, I'll end up in fisticuffs before I get inside the bar.

I could give a fuck. If someone thinks I'm girly whatev. I'm a fucking bad ass.

 

FUCK YES, LODE! i think the measure of a man is when he doesn't give a flip flying fuck what someone thinks about their goddamned drink. there isn't a man in my family of manly men that can't be seen on occaision enjoying a frou-frou coctail. sometimes they just taste better and treat you better. though dave doesn't do as well anymore, he gets a headache, too much sugar.

 

Thanks beautiful.

I just don't understand not enough confidence to drink you want. I'm kinda getting into Daves camp though. I can handle a little sweetness, but I get a weird sugar crash.

 

Exactly. I wish somebody would say some shit to me when I'm drinking a "female drink".

 

i like cocktails simple and low sugar, but dave with a margarita or pina colada is a riot.

 

i'll say something. for real.

then i'd go order a orange creamsicle or something pink and delicious

 

Sparks is the shit yo.

 

we've been over this before

its quite shitty

 

Because a man does as he pleases - he doesn't measure himself by the views of others... he is a man no matter what he does.

"girl" cars, "girl" drinks, "girl" anything... who really gives a shit? The boys that have not yet made it to mendom, thats who.

I've heard this myself... "girl" drinks, hah! So I like to drink something that tastes good - instead of burning away my esophagus... if there was no alcohol in alcohol, but it still tasted the same, who in their right mind would drink that puke juice?