why do stupid sleaze-balls always IM me on yahoo?

rawr. why?!
does this ever happen to you on an almost daily basis?

 

ahhah i don't have yahoo but they PM me .

 

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logik667: hi
Yahoo! Messenger: logik667 may be offline. If so, the message will still be sent and they will see it next time they log in. (5/10/2005 8:19 PM)
jaded_thymes: umm hi
jaded_thymes: oook then
logik667: age?
logik667: sorry my computer is acting alllll kinds of funny
jaded_thymes: why does my age matter
logik667: because im not sure what to talk about at the moment
jaded_thymes: mmk. what kind of music do you listen to
logik667: rap
logik667: lol
jaded_thymes: mmk
logik667: you?
jaded_thymes: doesnt matter
logik667: what does matter?
jaded_thymes: nothing really matters, as death will always come and make anything that was ever said, done, felt, etc... pointless and meaningless
logik667: this is true
logik667: then what does one live for?
jaded_thymes: silly little things.
logik667: like puppies?
logik667: and broccoli?
jaded_thymes: love and happiness
logik667: thats rediculos
jaded_thymes: spelling too... some people live for spelling
jaded_thymes: wow. did you block me already
logik667: lol no
logik667: do you get blocked often?
jaded_thymes: not really
logik667: ditto
logik667: so dare i ask your age
logik667: i seen your funny quote and got curious now
jaded_thymes: how is my quote funny??
logik667: not 23 not 38 not 8
jaded_thymes: oh, i thought you meant my favorite quote
logik667: oh no sorry
jaded_thymes: mk then
logik667: so how old might you be
jaded_thymes: does it matter
logik667: couldnt hurt could it?
jaded_thymes: nope. but whats the point of knowing
logik667: conversation and to kill the curiosity
jaded_thymes: oh well

 

they always ask my age. its the first thing they ask.
ahaha i remember that one guy who i actually told my age to, who was like 30, and wanted to come over to my house to make sandwiches and hump me.

 

No one ever IMs me on Yahoo! Instant Messanger.

 

Yeah... I want pretadors damnit!!! I Feel so Lonely.

 

Sadly, this never happens to me either.

I remember that guy....

 

You could always convince them your phsycotic.. and then if they keep messaging you, be very afraid.. or just block them

 

i should just lie in my profile and say i'm a lesbian. in fact, i think i'll edit my yahoo profile right now

 

my link doesnt work

 

mmk, lets try this again.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/jaded_thymes

 

haha, nice idea. What happens if you really do become a lesbian

 

well. i dont know. sleazos still wont IM me
but i dont think i will

 

Wow, do you guys all go to the same school?

 

The thought has been sparked.. never know. Acetone gone lesbian? Now you won't be messaged by weird guys but by weird girls. You should just say your asexual and have no desire for a good hump

 

No desire?!?!
God that makes me hot!!!!
Wanaa hump?

 

O_O but girls arent as sleazy as guys. how about i just say im a hermaphrodite. ahahahha

 

HOLY FUCK!
What's hotter than THAT!?!?!

 

that works. Or just say I'm an ex-whore with too many STD's to count.