Why don't women wear lipstick on their areolas?

Gosh, I'm so disappointed.

 

Because that would make it not lipstick.

 

Mine are plenty dark enough thanks.

 

Nipstick?

 

Good observation.
Gosh, you're sharp today.
I can't win.

 

why don't men wear it on their cocks?!

 

slipstick?

 

Obviously you've never been with real men.

 

Dickstick! Aaaahhaaaa.

 

well, you can put it on for me next time you go down on me
a nice red ring would be awesome

 

obviously

 

my nipples don't need makeup :toetap05:

i think it would technically be called "nipstick" anyway

plus, it would just get smeared all over my bra/clothes.

 

I knew it.

 

The asshole would be, "ripstick?"

 

O snap-- that's a little avant-garde.

 

Second time O snap has been uttered on these forums today.
Is there something I'm missing... like a 1995 revival?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvun8DywT-o

 

mine are nude

imagine that haha

lipstick on nips sounds sexy but it would get on your clothes if you are wearing it with clothes

I remember the girl doing that in "Showgirls"

 

haha nipstick ...that's a riot

 

wow ivy, your sig is priceless.