Why I smoke cigarettes

It makes me look cool, which is why I usually smoke alone.
I love the taste, which is why I make faces when smoking (if its not a easy menthol... SALEMS BITCH )
It doesn't cause damage to my body as much, which is why I can't run that much anymore....
Look I smoke cigarettes for one simple reason. I like the way it feels. Its a nice little Zen machine that mellows me out for a good 10 minutes without making me get messed up from shit like weed... not that I don't like pot, just sometimes I dont wanna raid my fridge and take a nap. It helps me unwind and takes my mind off life for a spell so I can step back and look again. No I don't NEED it much like I don't need chocolate or my lovely burritos but I LIKE IT! So leave me alone about smoking please... Thanks

Another little observation I made.... When you exhale do it normal then pause and exhale a little bit more... More smoke... Stays in there! Kinda gross to think about.

 

Smoking sucks!!!

 

Generally when you smoke you do have to suck to take in the smoke into your lungs...

 

I have smoked nearly everything that can be smoked except cigarettes.

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm black tar sticking to the walls of my lungs........ yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i second that motion,
i wanna quit soon. i tried 2 summers ago...i even used the patch. not easy at all.

 

Never put a cig to my lips and never will.

 

*hands hiro a cookie*

 

I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't go with girls who do!!!

 

I didn't read anything here, but I'll assume it was about me.

 

Arent we an arrogant one? As for the black tar..... did you even read what I said? I dont do it for the taste... Geez some people just dont WANNA listen.

 

If It Dont Get You Drunk Or Stoned Whats The Piont

 

It'll make him type better than you, Captain Capitalization*.






*fucktard

 

I love how people are man enough to say their insults in really tiny print. lol Does anyone actually read the post or just go "LALALALA DONT KNOW SO IMA POST SOMETHING" honestly. You get a buzz from nicotine... Its not a do nothing drug that just happens to be adicting.

 

I thought I had made it clear that I don't give a fuck what anyone says. All I care for is my own ego.

 

You must be a sad lonely boy then...

 

I also enjoyed the comfort of my cigarettes. And even though my biological father died at 60-something from chronic bronchitis and emphysema, I still smoked. And even when I decided to go into the allied health care profession, I still continued to smoke.
But about two years ago when I found out that a pack a day at $3.50/pack is $1,277.50, I had to give it up for financial reasons.
BTW, I was smoking more than a pack a day and I almost NEVER paid as little as $3.50/pack. You get the picture!

 

I love smoking, hate to say it. The shit so bad for you. I can have no food, no drugs, no beer. But if i have a pack a smokes i'm happy

 

you know what sucks is here in canada we pay 8 dollars a pack. And our money is not that different now.

 

Yeah I know what you mean. Which is why I take the pussy way out. Pack a week. -puts on a dress and swishes around- (Sorry just listened to Bill Hicks)