*Wierd Inventions*

WAKE n' BACON




WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.
WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.
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80 bucks. one piece of bacon that gets heated for 10 minutes while you wake up. i love how they put why you would want this. haha

 

I actually think im going to get this one...

 

that would so not work for me. you could shove bacon up my nose and i wouldn't wake up.

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5: wow.. distrubing.. the bacon not the knife block head.. thats cool!

 

Gun-Shaped Hair Dryer

Description: This product is slightly twisted. It allows you to dry your wet hair while putting a gun to your head.

 

funny how the bacon alarm clock is more disturbing than the head that you stick knives in. .... but it IS

 

I'd go for a modified wake and bacon.

modify an old impinger, and keep the bacon refrigerated through the night, and cook enough bacon for at least a BLT, you could attach a blade to the impinger motor, have it cut tomatoes and lettuce, and toast the bread in the top....

and I think the head knife block is cool.

 

NOW.... you dont have to go out of your way to flip off crazy drivers, just get the hitch hands!

 

those are a good way to get shot in some parts of the country.

 

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ahhh.... christmas gift ideas!!!!

 

ehhh, i will stick with being confused, flirting, or crying to get out of tickets. this one is stupid!

 

now you can lock your dog in the car, and you dont have to smother him.....

 

hey thats a good invention!

 

ahhh ha, I like this

 

i cant detail how many times i've been so fucking PISSED OFF because some asshole locked their dog in a car with the windows up or just barely cracked on a hot day

i can't believe some douchebags

once i went to get lunch with an ex (we weren't dating anymore at the time, she was my ex when we got lunch as well as now) and we ate outside and there was this fancy suv with two pretty dogs in it with the windows just cracked

it was over 90 degrees that day, and it had to be hotter in the car

we took an empty dish from lunch and filled it with some water and put it in onto one of the seats through the window, it was all we could do, really.

stupid jerks....

had to have left the dogs there for at least an hour or more

i love that window grate

 

yeah, i know! i get soooooooooo pissed when i see a dog inside a car with the window completely up, i wait at the car and let the ppl know about it

 

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