wierdest sexual positions/locations

what is the wierdest position, location, etc. you've been in when engaging in some sort of sexual activity with another person?

for me, three things come to mind.

one is with both of us virtually fully clothed, on a bench in a public park. she was wearing a long skirt, and of course i was wearing pants. we exposed only the necessities, and were having quite a nice time of it down by the water until a random person approached and engaged us in a long conversation. while the activity ceased, we remained in the same configuration until he left.

another time, the girl i was with (who was very short) was laying on her back on the arm of an easy chair in my parents' house in the family room. we were in highschool at the time. it's almost a sure thing that other people were in the house at the time.

another time, in which i'm positive we weren't the only ones around, she had her hands handcuffed behind her back, on her knees at the end of a leash while she gave me head (and i was just a touch rough with her, at her consent). we were in the kitchen of my parents' house, again in highschool, and i'm positive everyone was home.

its not that we got off on the risk of getting caught. its that we weren't afforded the decency of condoned privacy, so we figured if people walked in on us it was their issue more than ours.

so how about you? what was the most unusual or awkward place you've had sex with another person?

my experiences, imo, aren't that wierd or out there, but i'm curious...how about you?

 

too many to mention...

on the underground in central london.
in King Henry VIII's palace at Hampton Court
on the back seat of a packed coach in the south of Italy
in the living room while speaking to my mum in the other room through an open door.

 

i have one i'm actually deeply ashamed of. middle of a park in the middle of the night heading toward morning. it was only because of the stupid amount of drugs i was on. we had to go walking to keep me from passing out, and being on coke i was horny.

fucked up shit, man.

 

i only confessed that to my mother a couple months ago. when she took me back in she wanted to me to confess all. i promised her i would. i eventually did, but that one hurt.

 

haha, i forgot to mention, my first time receiving oral sex was in a car parked outside the governor's mansion

 

i know it likely doesn't make any difference, me being a stranger and all, but i don't think it is that unusual, and certainly not shameful.

then again, i understand your position. i just hope that you can come to terms with it to the point where it doesnt bother you anymore.

 

well, you know, i don't usually do something without at least considering the risks. i've seen a thing here or there and it never bothered me. but after that, when i was trying to get clean but before i left my boyfriend, i'd see kids playing in the park and get really fucked up about it.

 

one time my ex fucked me from behind, standing up, on a balcony right above a concert after party, and like waved, and continued fucking me in front of everyone.

the numerous times I have had sex in my car I can't get into.. too many times.. lots of fun.

hmm.. I think that's it.. the craziest I can think of right now.. sex on the beach? does that count?

oh and one time we tried this crazy Kama Sutra position and I had an amazing orgasm but I thought I was gonna be unable to move ever again haha

 

I had sex in the back of a Land Rover many a time when I was 17. We'd always try to go to the more secluded areas of the lake and never ever if there were children anywhere near, but more than once I opened my eyes to the bald head of some aging tourist bobbing by the windows on a powerwalk. lmao... I'd usually wear a skirt or a dress so that removal of clothes was minimal, but I know people couldn't have been clueless. The windows weren't exactly dark and we were stupid, lol.

I've also attempted to have sex in the front seat of a Ford Ranger. That was nothing short of awkward, being that my boyfriend at the time was 6'2".

I've also had sex in a camper just 3 feet away from the owner of the camper, while he was in a dead sleep. Dude slept like a rock. We had so much sex in that camper.

So yeah...I've just screwed in a whole bunch of vehicles, lol.

 

Oh I got caught by cops a couple times fucking in my car haha.. got away with it though.

And I just remembered that I gave a hand job to my ex on a bus one time, a PACKED bus.

One time my dad caught me going up to my room with whipped cream where my ex was.. and he didn't seem too happy about it.. it was weird.. haha

 

oh.. sex in parks at night.. done that.

and in woods during the day!

 

oh yeah, though! funniest experience of my life. me and dave head out to a really fun local concert at this place called the schoolhouse outside durango. the singer gropes the hell outta me, knows me and deve over. dave got pissed, so we kinda eased on outta there. we witness a guy hanging TOTALLY NAKED outta his truck, giggle, the drive on. we finally come up along side of a lilypad pond, park, get naked, FUCK LIKE BUNNIES, then pass out.

the next morning there's a couple mormon guys peeking in our window. i know they were mormon because they looked it and were driving mormon assualt vehicles, aka, minivans with LDS on the side. i have to pee, we're surrounded by a billion mormon people, and i have to pee. so i put my clothes on, walked to the front of the van, pee like a racehorse and feel the pain on the entire way back up the road.

the road seemed much smoother the night before.

 

oh yeah, and as a kid, i got many a handjob from my boyfriend on the high school school bus.

 

Whaaaaat? lol!

Does she know?


I feel a little lame, I dont have many good stories yet...
My mum walked in on me masterbating a few months ago. I laughed at her so much I don't think I've ever seen her face so red. She couldn't even look me in the eye for about two days

Foreplay with two guys lying beside a pool in a trailer park we where staying at - It was around midnight. Ohh schoolies week.

 

I don't think so. It was over 10 years ago now. At the time, the girl was really enjoying making me squirm as I was trying to answer my mum.

 

I've had sex in the back seat of a 1967 VW Beetle. When I was married and in the hospital having rods removed from my back the hospital staff put a portable bed in my room so my wife could stay with me. We had sex the 1st night she stayed.

 

Who cares?

 

.........:grouphug:.......................



Cheers Glen.

 

once me and my ex was fucking in the room right next to my mothers, where she was doing whatever. we forgot to lock the door, i guess at one point she entered but in the same moment she got out. she never talked to me about this, but i guess she didn`t really care.

 

i've fucked countless times in cars, been caught more than once

fucked in the woods, fucked in public parks, behind random buildings, in school, in church, in fact, you name it, i've probably fucked there

my ex used to be horny 24/7 so that 2 year relationship consisted mostly of fucking, and most of the time it was in weird places.

there was this one time we were all fucked up on who knows what, and she got so horny she made me pull the car over along the road, got out and bent over the hood and we fucked while the cars drove past. Lots of people honked at us.

Another time we were fucking so hard that my landlord came over (he lived next door to me at that time (don't ever live that close to your landlord)) anyway, he came over because he thought we were beating the shit out of each other, which we were known for doing. But instead we were, she was tied to the wall with rope, and I was just fucking the living shit out of her asshole. He never came back in our house without knocking ever again.

i'm sure there are many many more times I can't think of right now.