you will if i dowse you in this jug of gasoline that i just happen to have sitting on my lap, along with a match...OH SHIT IT'S LIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. nah, i don't think you will catch on fire.
If you come to Charlton, you can set yourself on fire. Kevin hasn't had a good fire in quite a while...and a Spontaneous Human Combustion is one of his dreams!