Will somebody please kill my dad for me

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by Peace Attack, Jul 10, 2005.

  1. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    He has been snooping around me and my brothers rooms looking for weed to smoke.
    He is just a general bitch with these crazy moodswings.
    He checks out all my friends and opened the door on one when she was going to the bathroom. He uses the computer in my room (only one in the house) to look at porn and jacks off in there too. WTF!!!!!
     
  2. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    damn, that's fucked up. Get a lock on your door. and hide your weed well. and maybe talk to your dad so he knows he's crossing the line.
     
  3. sacrament32

    sacrament32 Member

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    umm thats fucked up i smell a molester....
     
  4. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

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    password protect your computer
     
  5. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    Be thankful you have a computer and a roof over your head and food in your stomach and clothes on your back, how about that?
     
  6. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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  7. Peace Attack

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    You find your dad's ejaculant on your floor and tell me that again.
     
  8. WishIWasAHippie

    WishIWasAHippie Senior Member

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    That is really fucked up...

    Yeah, password protect your computer, stash your weed somewhere clever, and talk to him.
     
  9. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    lay on your bed and spread your ass for him, he will thank you and suply you with weed
     
  10. TresBizzare420

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    Follow your own advice yourself before you prescribe it to anyone else.

    Definitly try to talk to your father, and maybe even your mother if your father's actions do not stop.
     
  11. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

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    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats the best idea yet, it worked for me
     
  12. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I'll kill your dad...for a price...
     
  13. peaceloveandmusic

    peaceloveandmusic Member

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    Talk to your mom about it, tell her its serious, and if you dont feel safe she needs to know that. i have a screwed up dad also, but different.I really hope you can get it takin care of.
     
  14. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    aw im sorry...man its annoying wen people u think are annoying are LIVING with you. wel i dont noe 2 much about yer situation...but u shud maybe try talkin 2 him or something and jus hide yer weed and protect yer privacy! my parents are nosy as hell too!
     
  15. SoFarAway

    SoFarAway Friendly Fried Guy

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    It could be worse, he could be beating you, raping you, locking you up in a cage, destroying all of your self esteem, making you pray for death..

    Ever watch the news?
     
  16. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    yea i'm sure your advice is going to work wonders....

    if your dad is jacking off on your comp and cumming on your floor, i think it's gone a little passed the point where u can talk to him about it...
     
  17. KoNe

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    lol smack ur dad in da face nd say now wat bitch mind ur own shit
     
  18. stonr

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    wtf, thats fucked up shit. imo
     
  19. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

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    If you find it intolerable at home, you know where the front door is don't you?
    Go live under a freeway or bridge, it'll be so much nicer there.
     
  20. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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    DISCLAIMER!: this is for entertainment purposes only. if anyone acts on this, they recognize that it is their own responsibility, and take full credit.


    what you do, you get some glass, any glass.. one night, volenteer to cook dinner, and make a really nice dinner. make sure its only you and your dad and family and shit.

    make something specially for him, like, his favorite meal or whatever, and tell your siblings not to eat the specialty dad food for any reason. they'll prolly get the message, as im sure you arent the only one he's gay to.

    get that glass, fold it up in a canvas, and mash the hell out of it with a hammer, so that it's between the size of kosher salt and sand. bake that in the food, and give it to him. it might take a couple goes, but he'll prolly croak sooner or later.



    again, if you chose to do this, it's your decision, this is ment to be just a joke.
     

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