Will this work for a drug test?

Might have to have a piss test at work and ive seen a prduct online that im thinkin of buying. Synthetic Urine! thats right piss made in a lab. in a bottle. for $50. Bargain eh?
This sounds a better option than actually giving them some of my own natural canabanoid infested wizz doesnt it? coz they dont watch you when you go the bog.

 

go for it. there's cheaper than $50 though.

 

make sure you get the temperature right. Too hot or too cold and you'll fail still

 

And make sure you hide it.. some places won't test you if you have pants with too many pockets, they make you check your pockets in front of them and will ask you to pat yourself down and remove your hoodie or jacket.. plus you must be able to keep it the correct temperature.. it will be easier for you to just stop doing drugs to allow enough time for your system to clear for you to pass then it would be for you to smuggle in fake piss. imo.

 

rep+

 

It' could work. If you take a break you'll get higher the next time you smoke and it's a sure thing.

 

That sounds like a neat idea...once a dude told me the way he passed his drug test (also canabanoid infested wizz - LOL) was he put clean wizz in a condom and ran it between his legs & up between his butt cheeks. I'm figuring he tied it off because he said it was easy to prick it with a fingernail and "piss clean piss in that cup". That way it was the right body temperature.

 

this product comes with a heat pad that after 45 mins its at body temperature. As for concealling it i just thought id gaff tape it to my leg. I dont really have time to clean my system as ive smoked daily for ten years. Today is my first day 'clean' although ive never really thought of myself as being dirty lol.
I know of a few people who have taken a friends clean piss in a sample bottle, taped it to there leg and passed fine.
These bottle detox drinks sound ok but i cant be arsed with the instructions, e.g drink 14 oz of water, stand on head with your finger up your bum, then drink another 14oz of water blah blah. TO EASY TO GET WRONG!
I am shitting myself over it because ive never had an oportunity like this before, and really ive been through some serious shit throughout my life and now things are really turning round. I Just pray RANDOM TESTING is in 6 weeks or so when hopefully ill be smoke free.
Thanks for your input

 

Just keep not smoking what if they pat you down and find the bottle? How big is the fake piss in?

 

you take the fake piss in a bottle that isn't large. ITs only a couple of ounces. crotch it.

 

what if they feel around your crotch? I have no idea about what they do for drug testing.

 

My x step dad worked for Amtrak. And he said they mad you drink a bunch of water before they drug tested you and they had the sink taped up and some blue stuff in the toilet. And if you didn't have to pee you failed. He said they random tested you all the time. Like they would drug test you one day and a week later they would decide to test you again

 

fuck the person that said quit smoking. Really, fuck them.

Unlessits for probation, they cant watch you piss. So, use the included hand warmer (make sure it heats up when u activate it, I failed a job drug test once because my hand warmer failed an dthey made me re-piss), or use a store bought hand warmer (tougher to find in the summer) and tape it to ur upper leg. I build a sort of holster that is open to my leg, so I can slide it in and out but it stays in if that makes sense. unless this is for like the FBI, or CIA, or some super elite group, synthetic urine will work just fine, as long as the temp is ok.
sorry for the rant, just want you to pass.

 

by law no pat down, or search. It is your right not to be searched or patted down period unless by police looking for weapons under certain conditions or for probation UA's. Call them out on this if need be

 

he needs to quit for awhile. trust me those few weeks will fly bye and he will be so glad he was clean

 

They don't feel you up. They say empty your pockets. Yes the water is usually colored in the toilet and the sink is usually turned off until you give them the cup. This is to prevent you trying to dilute your sample.

I understand many of you operate under the I'd rather be safe than sorry mentality. But if you follow the directions on the right product, you will always pass.

 

what if they have someone come in and watch you go? well if it works and he passes that all that counts

 

RastaGreenthumb, Its for a £1000 a week job so definetly worth it mate!

Although ive got an update, its not a piss test, they swab your mouth and head! I dont know much about how long MJ can be detected by this method, any clues people???
I was talkin to a lad today who smashes class A's 4 days a week and he said he doesnt think that the tests are random. He said he's been tested 4 times in 5 years and usually pull him in when he's lost 30 pounds in weight over the weekend. but who knows i cant take that chance.
God id love a joint right now, didnt sleep a wink last night and my fuse is burning very short. oh well, another 3 days of doin the turkey and i might sleep lol
Oh yeah and if they fancy a feel up, i hope theres a happy ending. long time!:love:

 

http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/hair_drug_test_FAQ.asp
here are some stuff

 

What time period does a standard hair follicle test cover?

A standard hair follicle screen covers a period of approximately 90 days, but is susceptible to time variation depending on the growth rate of your hair. The hair sample is cut as close to the scalp as possible and the most recent 3.9cm (or 1.5 inches) are tested. It is possible to go back even further than 90 days since the time period is limited only by the length of the hair sample, but is standardized to a 90 day history.