Win a date with Lodui contest.

So my ladyfriend and I split last Sunday. Of course a week before valentines day.

I didn't think it would get to me, but being single reminds me that my friends are kinda dull, especially on weekends.

But this is your lucky day hip friends. Everyone who posts in this thread will have the lucky oppurtunity to win a fantastic date with their dream poster, Lodui. (Spencer)

No details are set yet. I want our date to be suprising and intresting.

You don't have to be a girl to enter. Just no hand holding or goo goo eyes with men who enter. Unless it's Sea Monster or Rubin.

Winner will be decided by me before valentines day, based on a random series of thoughts which go through my mind.

Chances of winning can be improved by details about yourself, and maybe some ideas of what your dream date with Lodui would be.

Lodui is a registered trademark of Spencer, and Lodui does not refer to himself in the third person in the real world.

 

I wanna play. I have a boyfriend, though. Does that disqualify me? We can cuddle...

 

I am 5'7, and I have dreamy eyes.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, Jesus sex, and crack cocaine smoking sessions.
My hobbies include poetry, masturbation, and watching rocks grow.

My ideal date with Spence would include a romantic dinner of lobster, followed by a hot steamy fight until the death. The winner gets to eat the other's remains, purge, and sell the vomit on e-bay... giving the profit to starving African children.

Oh my, oh my, I hope I win. Spencer is so dreeeeaaaamy!

By the way... I want world peace more than anything! Because...we...like...need peace and all...

Thank you very much,

And a special thank you to Satan,

Pavel

 

Having a boyfriend doesn't disqualify you.

I'm straight, and I said men (or lesbians) weren't nessecarily discluded.

We could cuddle, I could show you how to hotwire a car, we could practice some martial arts, grab something to eat, drink and watch the stars.

Either way, anyone in this thread is included.

Aside from me. When I romance myself I feel a little funny. :H

 

Seriously? When I romance myself I feel relieved! (In the end of the romancing, ofcourse).

 

i like lobster

 

Puppest is cute, but I like the lobster death match Idea a lot.

Instead of barehanded, I also say we can use parts of the lobster dinner as weapons. (the lobster, not silverware)

I've never killed a man with a thorax. I'd say it's time.

 

It's a deal as long as we can also throw waiters at each other?


...and dear lady, I do hope that you like human flesh as much as lobster... there will be plenty of human flesh to eat in the end of the fight.

 

Nah, when I need something out of myself I'm straight to the point.

I like to get drunk so I can't remember it that clearly too. I wake up and think, what the hell happened, sorounded by a pool of sweat. Then I get out of the apartment and have a slow breakfast.

 

Ha, I like the "slow breakfast"

Man, I must go to bed. Good luck and good fuck on the date seeking adventures.

Did I mention that I will swoop you off you fit with my macarena dancing skills if you go out with me?

 

Bringing back the Macarena eh? I appreciate that.

 

I can never fall asleep before 3 or 4 anymore, no matter how early I need to be up. I think I just don't need that much sleep.

Anyway, have sweet dreams about me buddy.

 

usually when I'm hungover I have a fast breakfast.. I dont know why, but I'm usually sooo hungry when I'm hungover.

 

I like to try new things...

 

Dear Lodui, as Master and Ruler of the race of Shindae, 7 tenticled fire breathing topless she-banshies of the Netrier homeworld i would like to officially enter your contest. I will lavish you on a One way cruise to my homeworld on a Shindae Heavy Armored Freighter escorted by 7 Assault cruisers, commanded by one of my elite squadrons. On this cruise you will experience a 3 Shindae tentacle job (thats 21 tentacles), and endless supply of food stuffs, and free hallucinagens while vieweing gamma rays through a gamma scope as we circle quasars of unmeasurable size. Upon completion of the cruise you will be launched into space in a transparent pod which will indeffinatly sustain your life, from which you will become all knowing and omnipitent.
Acceptance of my cruise is optional but i will destroy your planet if you do not.

 

Hey can I get some of those free hallucinogens before you blow up the planet? Fireworks are cool when trippin.

Oh, and can I push the button?

 

Well the cruise sounds nice, but I've always wanted to destroy earth.

Damn, this contest is already tough.

 

i dont have much to offer

but i can promise you, you'd never get bored with me

 

Well you live halfway across the world.

That's a plus in my book. And I go kind of insane when I get bored.

Your doing well in the contest. :H

 

If you choose me I'll give you half a cookie (I kinda already ate the other half coz I got hungry:& but it's a good half a cookie!!) and this moldy 10p coin I found on the street the other day. :H