Wish me luck, stoners...

Yesterday, they hired me to sell cars.

Today, I must pass a urine test.

My urine's definitely too dirty to use. I blazed pretty much every day for the last two months.

So, my plan is to get high as a bitch, stand out front of a gas station with an empty water bottle, and beg the shit out of the customers for a clean urine sample.

This should be interesting.

"Excuse me, sir. Can you piss in this bottle for me?"

 

try it!
Never tried is never done.

Btw, if I smoke in my shower with the air blazer on, and some deodorant - will the stench be gone? need to know haha !

Need to know in 15 minutes hahaha.

 

Dude, interesting idea. I wish you luck. Don't you know anyone who does not smoke who you could ask?

 

Why not just ask a friend of yours for a sample? There must be at least one person you know that should be clean...

 

lmao good luck man

 

wat if u get someone who does even more drugs

 

good luck

 

Holy shit, that is fucking scary. You are a trooper. I could never do that shit. And you're gonna be baked as shit when you do it?! Should definitely be interesting.

 

good luck!!!

 

wow that will be... interesting.... seriously dude just ask a friend

 

I do it everyday without the air thing on.. the smell of the shit u use to wash will cover it.


@op go for it.

 

Meh make sure you either have the air thing on, window open or both to smoke in the shower. The shampoos and whatnot should cover the smell but if you smoked a bunch there might still be lingering stench, hence why a window should be open or the fan on so as to remove the smokey air before it makes a lasting mark.

And el that is fuckin hilarious. If I had clean piss and someone obviously needed it I would totally give it to a stranger haha.

 

Ha i would too.


Yeah my bathroom always smells like shampoo and soap so weed doesnt even seem to exist when i smoke in the bathroom, and for some reason the steam makes the smoke not appear :[

 

I used to smoke everyday in the bathroom too lol, but yeah I always opened a window and put the fan on. Better safe than sorry.

 

true... but im just glad my dad doesnt really care.. and my house always smells like cigarette smoke

 

this makes me laugh. good luck - sellin cars would be hard as fuck though

 

haha i would love it if somebody did that at my gas station

 

Respect.

You sir are fearless

 

*movie trailer voice* "Coming soon to gas stations near you."

 

I used to give my piss to a bunch of guys at boarding school for drug tests. Hell, back then I would not smoke, I was scared I would become an addict....

I want to hear back from El. Dude, how did it go?