Woman Squeezes Man's Balls, Kills Him

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    A Chinese woman seeking to pick up her kid from school got into an argument with a man about a parking spot, and ended up squeezing his balls so hard, he died.

    But what's amusing is all the people commenting after the story deriding the person who posted up the story, calling him a pervert.

    http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/thread-744542-1-1.html
     
    skip, Apr 27, 2012
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  3. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    Only one person called him a pervert lol, probably a butt-hurt soccer mom. Anyways, that's a horrible way to go; i can only imagine if he we're ever to survive....

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  5. Aerianne

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    I wonder what, exactly, caused his death.
     
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  7. lovelyxmalia

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    My invisible balls ache for him.
     
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  9. skip

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    I'm afraid this will give women ideas...

    Instead of "Got 'im by the balls", it will be "Kill 'im by the balls".

    BTW, men feel about this kind of story the way women feel when men talk about "that time of the month", or even worse.
     
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  11. papa wolf

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    *Sighs* .... balls ,man's kryptonite .
     
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  13. papa wolf

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    lol If you had em , you would Aerianne . I think if a chick had a robo grip on mine , it would be enough pain to stop the heart .

    In martial arts two hard beanbag shots , cause violent vomiting .
     
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  15. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    I hope She and her husband and her brother are charged with murder.

    Be interesting to look for any followup stories.
     
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  17. skip

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    Hey, maybe the Chinese will adopt it as a new form of capital punishment. The firing squad gets old after awhile. Perhaps use it to punish sex crimes...
     
    skip, Apr 27, 2012
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    Death by constricted testes - novel ;)
     
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  21. Aerianne

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    I was assuming it would be a heart attack. That is such a hard-hearted thing to do to someone. What a cold bitch.
     
    Aerianne, Apr 27, 2012
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  23. Cherea

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    That's what you call grabbing life by the balls.
     
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  25. Tyrsonswood

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    Ow.....


    I mean, OW!
     
    Tyrsonswood, Apr 27, 2012
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    That sounds predetermined to me.

    I wonder how many femals out there knew they had the power to do that if they wanted to...

    A question for the hip-females: Do you think you could "squeeze" em till he collapses? Even if you gave em a good yank, that would really hurt! and probably do some damage too...
     
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  29. FreshDacre

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    Did they "pop"? He should be thankful he died if so.
     
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  31. Bent Cold Sidewalk

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    I don't have any balls but it makes my **** hurt.
     
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  33. machinist

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    this **** grabbed my ear in grade school and it still is not right.
     
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  35. Aerianne

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    My daughter-in-law has a daughter who squeezed her little cousins testicles. He had to go to the emergency room. I think he was about 5 at the time. She did it to be mean. She knew what she was doing, sort of. I think she was about 6 years old.
     
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  37. arthur itis

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    My sister tossed me a nickel once, when I was lying on the couch in my pj's. Hit me right in the balls. I was pretty much disabled temporarily.
     
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  39. Tyrsonswood

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    That's it...


    I'm getting armor!
     
    Tyrsonswood, Apr 27, 2012
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