What's up with the whole toilet seat thing? I mean really... don't you look somewhere before you set your naked ass on it? I've never sat upon a whopie cushion nor sat on a needle. Know why? It's not cause I'm good with making friends. I look.
I dunno. I always look coz some women drip on the toilet seat. The worst is when Theres a pube. Groooooooooos.
i look before i sit. the times that i have forgotten to look before i sit are few and far between because man if u sit with the lid up it is really cold. although i think when i forget to look i'm usually drunk.
The last woman that ever bitched o me about this was my Mom. I moved out a looooong time ago. I pee where and how I want.
Honestly my mom was the last woman I've ever known to bitch about that too. And I moved out when I was 16, and we didn't even share a bathroom before than. All I'm saying is women are crazy.
years ago I got in the habit of putting the lid down, some weird Americanized fugsway and the misty stuff coming off the toilet when you flush it, with my tooth brush being right there.
It's a statistic thing. We use the toilet with the seat down 100% of the time. A man uses the toilet with the seat down roughly 50% of the time too. With those numbers, you're more likely to use the toilet with the seat down. It just makes sense to leave it down. Especially with the lid down too. Besides, you never wipe up the piss in the toilet bowl so I think it's common sense not to show everyone your urine stains.
i definitely do it when i'm drunk. i dont usually admit to it afterwards, though, let alone yell at anyone for it. i should've fuckin looked!
But your statistics don't hold up to scrutiny. I don't use the toilet seat down nearly 50% of the time. It's closer to 15%. And I have more body mass, consume more water, and thus need to urinate more frequently than a woman. So it's about half the time the seat needs to be left up. Furthermore, statistics don't prove anything. I still ask you... do you sit down everywhere not watching where your sitting? What else do you sit in? Painted park benches? Pay attention lady.
Maybe not as a whole, but in general, I do agree. I know a whole lot more stupid floozies than smart chicks up in this biotch. And by this biotch, I mean world.
i've fallen in a couple times... overall, i do agree with the sentiments of the OP. i've always assumed it was just another instance of women loving to tell men what to do.
