Woodstock has an international reputation as a citadel of creativity and personal freedom. However, if you're coming to Woodstock "with flowers in your hair" and a joint or two in your luggage, be careful. Woodstock authorities like to bust people for smoking joints in public. Not too long ago a couple visited Woodstock and brought with them a joint saved from the early days of their marriage. They took a stroll from their bed and breakfast to the beautiful Artists Cemetary where they thought they would celebrate their visit with a toke. One of them asked the other as they stood on the hill among the deceased violinists, poets and painters, "Do you see anyone?" "Just that guy on a bicycle." The guy on the bicycle was a Woodstock gendarme who arrested them for their wedding herb. So in the interest of public tranquility, I will list the following places in Woodstock for visitors not to smoke pot: 1) The Artists Cemetary 2) Parking lot behind Houst's Hardware 3) Anywhere near the nightclub called The Joyous Lake 4) In the beautiful open space near the Woodstock town offices on Comeau Drive 5) In the Woostock Green 6) "Down by the old Mill Stream" a swimming hole after which the famous song was named 7) The parking lot in back of the Chamber of Commerce information building. Peace The Wiz These are two of the Woodstock Pork Boys who hunt Stoners and bagged Art Garfunkil twice.
i dont see the big deal.. in the rest of america we cant just smoke whereever we want to, i guess now you have to smoke in your own house in woodstock
God they both even have the "asshat" sunglaases and the receading nazi hair line. One guys ready to unholster and pop a cap at the peac lvoing hippies lol. you know one some board some where they are posting pics of us and laughing. We should go find one and join up : )
hahah no shit they both look like complete dicks. i dont know if its the hair... the uniform... or "im an ass because i feel like it" look both these gentlemen are sporting. alls i know is... i wouldnt ask either for directions.
