Worst ever

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by P_for_Platinum, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. P_for_Platinum

    P_for_Platinum Member

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    Ever have a REALLY bad sexual experience? Tell us about it.

    I've already written about my worst sexual experience in another thread but I'll paste it here.

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    My first experience giving a blowjob was awful.

    Me and the guy I was seeing in high school ended up making out in his car behind the movie theater. Long story short, he begged me to get him off before we went inside...so I went down on him. It took like twenty fucking minutes, and I started spitting and gagging when he came.

    I noticed people were looking at me funny while we were in line, so when we got inside I went to the bathroom to check the mirror. My eyes were red and watery, my mascara was running down my face, and I had cum in my fucking hair!
     
  2. P_for_Platinum

    P_for_Platinum Member

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    Allright you forum people! Let's hear it.
     
  3. HomerJ

    HomerJ Member

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    blue balls
     
  4. Anaconda man

    Anaconda man I am not a hippy

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    That sounded like an embarrassing sexual experience as well as a bad one.


    I only have a bad one...

    I got head off of a woman that used her teeth, the scraping was so intense that I was still in pain the next day. There is such a thing as a bad blow-job!
     
  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    One time I was having sex with a snowman, and it started to melt. :eek:
     
  6. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    That just made me lol. [​IMG]

    I can't stop laughing.. Maybe I need sleep. o_O
     
  7. samson

    samson Hepcat

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    Allright then, my worst exp wasnt exactly during sex, but had to do with it.

    I once had an ex call me up after a year of being split up, I figgered she wanted some. But when she showed up it wasnt for sex, she was pregnant from someone else, and wanted me to sign papers saying I was the father (which there was NO way I was!) so so she could put the baby up for adoption!!

    Suffice to say, that was NOT what I expected from that date!



    I told her I wouldnt sign it, not because I didnt want to help her or the child, but because I didnt want to be hunted down in twenty years and have to explain to someone that no matter what it said on some papers that I wasnt their dad!

    It worked out well, she got back with the father - they married and kept the child. Would have been an odd scene to be involved in if I had signed saying I was the parent.

    Come to think of it, I may post this little experience sometime in the "mind fuck" forum too! lol
     
  8. BFTr1ck

    BFTr1ck Member

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    the school janitor found me fingering my gf. We had to bribe him.

    We were living in a 3rd world country back then so i bribed the janitor with 3 WHOLE dollars!
     
  9. Zanarkand

    Zanarkand Member

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    One time I was so drunk, that I couldn't cum. That's happened quite a few times actually. Sorry, but thats the worse I got :(
     
  10. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    That would suck..... :)
     
  11. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I guess I made it wet a little too soon, huh?? :D
     
  12. fexurbis

    fexurbis Member

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    That happens to me all the goddam time. :) But I don't mind it, allllll that much. And neither do women I'm with usually. lol
     
  13. fexurbis

    fexurbis Member

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    The worst experiences I had had to do with discomfort about something and not being able to get it up or not being able to come.


    Usually that happens if I'm with someone new and I'm uncomfortable with some aspect of their personality or the situation.

    But once I wasn't able to get it up with someone I've been with, and that's because I wanted to experiment with other women and I couldn't get the courage to say it.

    She actually thought I was already seeing someone, so the cat was out the bag! I told her, no, but I do want to get out and see the world. Of course, after that I felt really horny (like I always do when I'm REALLY sincere about my sexuality) and we had some great sweaty sex...

    Well, I guess that one wasn't the worst experience after all, but I had some. I just don't care to share the very worst I had... sorry.

    Usually though, sex can only be bad for me if it can't be had.
     

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