Worst Lie You've Ever Told

Ever lied to an employer to get out of work? Ever had it back fire on you? Or maybe lied to a teacher, your parents, significant other....what is the worst lie you've ever told, for whatever reason, and why did you do it??

I'll post mine on here after I see some replies! LOL

 

worst lie I ever told was "No I didnt steal that car with my friend I wasnt there that day"

I still feel bad about it.

 

"no i'm not pregnant"

 

"I went to class"

 

what????? i aint high

 

I lied to my psychiatrist and told him I had a masters degree ): ...I came clean last week. He went to harvard and then columbia so I was intimidated. He says I have really low self-esteem and need to look at other things in my life that I am doing good and that it's okay that school's taking me a little longer. I graduate next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Sometimes to have to say lies to mum

 

"I love you"

 

"No, I'm not drunk!" The next seckond I bumped myself in the couch beause i didn'e saw it.

 

I used to tell various employers that i had food posioning to avoid work but one wednesday i took it a bit too far... I had a hangover and called in sick, then went shopping in the afternoon. Still didnt feel rite the nxt day so called ana said i was still ill.
friday i went to work and one of the managers in a other area said he had seen me on the wednesday in a shop in front of my manager. I tried to tell her that it wasnt me but she did seem to believe me so i burst into tears and created this whole story on my feet without taking a second thought saying that:
It could have been my sister and i didnt know what she looked like anymore as she is a year older than me and we used to look very alike. When I was 15 i was goin out with this guy and she slept with him and got pregnant and they had a wee girl and i havent seen or spoken to her or him since i found out. The thing is I dont even have a sister and my boss kept asking how i was doing and should i mayb try to resolve things with her.... ended up she was asking so many questions and i couldnt keep track of what i had told her so had to leave my job incase she worked out the truth!

 

How do we measure worst? The worst thing I have ever told was the truth. By telling the truth often I can lie very well. because people have not been given reason to disbeleive me.

 

"no mom, i wasnt smoking, i was just in my friends room, no parants and he was smoking! i wasnt, just trying to make him stop."
"then why were you acting all weird?"
"cause of the second hand smoke. so dont take me for a drug test cause it will say i was high since the second hand smoke."

damn, cant believe she bought that

 

I implied that I had a life threatening disease to get out of taking a final in highschool.

 

Trust me, she didn't.

 

SPOONER! GET TO THE NURSES OFFICE IMMEDIATELY TO HAVE THAT AIDS LOOKED AFTER AND THEN WRITE A PAPER ON HAMLET!

What were the RCMP picking you up for in the pic?

 

I ALWAYS tell the truth.
<-- look at my honest face.

 

About 5 minutes after the picture I threw a beer bottle at a cop car.

 

i told cooloner i was in love with him and wanted to have his love-child..

 

but it was a lie

i want to father his child

 

I lie to my father everyday, but very rarely to my mother cause she doesnt freak out and dont go sending me to rehab or start preaching.

little white lies make life easier i've become an expert in them