Worst thing you've ever swallowed

What's the worst thing(s) you've ever accidentally swallowed?

Mine were
1. Gasoline
2. My brothers tobacco spit out of an old beer can

 

Goldfish. No Joke.

Kids, be careful at partys, somebody may slip you something.

 

Never swallowed any bad things my brother swallowed a light-bulb once. A little one. He thought he was going to die. Aaaah......good old days *fades out*

 

A sun and a planet.

 

I thought it should be light out by now...

 

my own piss....accident

 

my sister ashes in everyone's coke cans, and never tells you about it. i have drank her damn ashes several times.

 

lol..okay willy, you are going to have to tell that story now

hmmm one time i swallowed a little heart charm with a baby pic of me in it when i was little, it was horrid cause i was choking and i was scared and by some miracle i swallowed it, so yeah that would have to be the worst thing i swallowed...

 

I dont belive you, but I haven't slept in two days so I dont know whats true anymore... If thats true you just won the thread.

 

Was the words I couldnt tell

 

i swallowed a roach last year in my crappy ass apt at college.....i was passed out drunk on the couch and was woke up by something trying to crawl outta my throat....i mean way down there...i jumped up hacking and shit and all i could do was grab a hot beer that was sitting on the table in front of me and chug it and wash whatever it was down....i'm thinkin it was a roach cuz i seen them all the time when i first moved in......but on a side note i have also swallowed...

2 live minnows, a grasshopper, a crawdad tail...unshelled but still raw, skoal spit on accident, countless insects while on the 4-wheeler, pond water...i had cottonmouth, several joint roaches, and prolly several other things i just cant remember right now..........

 

The worst is when I was drinking lemonade by my cousin's pool...and a big ol june bug landed in my cup as I was taking a sip, I coughed and coughed but could not get it out of my throat so I had to just swallow it. Nasty.

 

A mcdonalds hamburger. Thats probably the worst thing anyone can swollow.

 

haha that was funny...

 

a live earthworm (night crawler, actually) when out fishing w/ some buddies in jr high.

little bastard wriggled and giggled and tickled all the way down............













..........................and up



(still better than a McDonalds hamburger, though)

 

the worst thing i ever swallowed was someone's cum right after he pulled out- it tasted liek sweat. it was soooo disgusting.

 

ocean water. it's gross cause we have raw sewage dumped into the water around here. blarrrrrrghgdghdjgsdfh....

 

I guess that one eventually had to end up on the list.



Worst thing I have ever swallowed, based on taste, would be shroomies, god id give my kingdom for a jar of peanut butter.

 

what cum?

hahaha, well not all cum is gross. usually i like it. anyways...

 

A fly, my brother put it in my mouth when I was sleeping.