Would you burn a church?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by the6peace8keeper, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I just seen on the news a person poured gas all through a church and burned it....a little harsh I think.
     
  2. Friend

    Friend Banned

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    Well, I wouldn't burn a church just to burn a church...

    BUT...

    If the priest inside raped my kid, killed someone I love, burned my house, ect... I would probably break his bones... Burning a church? I can't really logically see why I would do it - not even money - I'm legal all the way (except for that underage cow)...
     
  3. sara_rose

    sara_rose Ice Queen

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    nah, that's just wrong..
     
  4. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

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    yes

    and id shag on the alter

    i have a dream that organised religion will crash and burn and never be initiated again
     
  5. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    you can always blame god for making you do it


    or when you burn a candle, throw it in the air and scream really loud and happy: oh dear gawwwd Jesus Jesus
    or something so it looks like you didn't do it on purpose but that you just seen the light


    personally i wouldn't do it though.
    its a place of cookies, wine, music, erotic art and guys in dresses

    i kinda dig those things
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no...

    though, i did try to burn down a garage when i was 10...
     
  7. EmbraceInnerPeaches

    EmbraceInnerPeaches Member

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I see the light gawd*

    I would accidently on purpose. Oops heehee didnt mean to. sorry!
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    if i have sex on the church staircase to some Enya, will I conceive a baby jesus...
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I really don't think it works that way
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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  11. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    you dont have to have sex to have a baby jesus
    baby jesusus are known for just suddenly being inside you without you having to fuck for it
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    exactly
     
  13. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    are you having a jesus soon?
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    but im basically infertile, isnt that a miracle, a Charlie Brown christmas miracle?? and the enya is the key to it all...
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I am Jesus.....
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    so you want charlie brown to fuck you and impregnate you with baby jesus jr? I'm a bit confuzzled here
     
  17. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    oh fuck thats true...wait...
    you're on a cross? or a donkey...i keep forgetting...
    and you can just walk that water right, dont have to swim and such.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I guess you didnt watch the Charlie Brown christmas special..but sure if charlie wants to bump uglies, who am i to say no...
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I was on a cross WHILE on a donkey WHILE smoking a doobie WHILE masturbating to the donkeys ass.....I'm Jesus, and I can do that.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    wouldn't fucking a cartoon be weird? I mean, what if he decided his dick wasn't big enough? he takes a pencil, draws himself a new one, and jams it up your ass while your not looking? wait, this is turning me on big time.
     

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