Would you burn a church?

I just seen on the news a person poured gas all through a church and burned it....a little harsh I think.

 

Well, I wouldn't burn a church just to burn a church...

BUT...

If the priest inside raped my kid, killed someone I love, burned my house, ect... I would probably break his bones... Burning a church? I can't really logically see why I would do it - not even money - I'm legal all the way (except for that underage cow)...

 

nah, that's just wrong..

 

yes

and id shag on the alter

i have a dream that organised religion will crash and burn and never be initiated again

 

you can always blame god for making you do it


or when you burn a candle, throw it in the air and scream really loud and happy: oh dear gawwwd Jesus Jesus
or something so it looks like you didn't do it on purpose but that you just seen the light


personally i wouldn't do it though.
its a place of cookies, wine, music, erotic art and guys in dresses

i kinda dig those things

 

no...

though, i did try to burn down a garage when i was 10...

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I see the light gawd*

I would accidently on purpose. Oops heehee didnt mean to. sorry!

 

if i have sex on the church staircase to some Enya, will I conceive a baby jesus...

 

I really don't think it works that way

 

why not...

 

you dont have to have sex to have a baby jesus
baby jesusus are known for just suddenly being inside you without you having to fuck for it

 

exactly

 

are you having a jesus soon?

 

but im basically infertile, isnt that a miracle, a Charlie Brown christmas miracle?? and the enya is the key to it all...

 

I am Jesus.....

 

so you want charlie brown to fuck you and impregnate you with baby jesus jr? I'm a bit confuzzled here

 

oh fuck thats true...wait...
you're on a cross? or a donkey...i keep forgetting...
and you can just walk that water right, dont have to swim and such.

 

I guess you didnt watch the Charlie Brown christmas special..but sure if charlie wants to bump uglies, who am i to say no...

 

I was on a cross WHILE on a donkey WHILE smoking a doobie WHILE masturbating to the donkeys ass.....I'm Jesus, and I can do that.

 

wouldn't fucking a cartoon be weird? I mean, what if he decided his dick wasn't big enough? he takes a pencil, draws himself a new one, and jams it up your ass while your not looking? wait, this is turning me on big time.