would you ever buy carrots on a stick?

if there was a stall set up in the middle of the street and there was this really good looking guy with a mohawk and a scar on his nose would you buy a carrot on a stick from him for like 1 doller/pound/euro?

oh an dthe guy also has ducks but they are not for sale.

 

Yeah, man. As long as the carrots looked good.

 

a dollar for a carrot?? lol no fucking way..

 

but the carrot is really big! like 1 meter long!

 

a meter long? it would taste like wood.. nope still no way..

 

maybe if it was a meter long parsnip,,, maybe...

 

Punks don't wash their hands.

 

no the guy with a mohawk is not a punk, he's a native american thats baout to go into battle once he sells the carrots.

 

All Native Americans have smallpox.

 

ah but you see this is the 'chosen' one, the one who does not have smallpox...just small boxes

 

if it's a meter long and tastes like a baby carrot, yes, absolutely (I'd cut it up and use carrot in everything for the next week, and my vision would be thankful)

if it didn't taste good, fuck that shit.

 

Oh, no way then, dude.
Fuck that. That's not a fucking carrot.

I would've enjoyed it much more had it been just a simple baby carrot on like.. a toothpick.

Fuck.

 

i would pass on the carrots on a stick. especially for a dollar, shit....

 

Is the carrot worth anything in casino credits?

 

it's made of gold!...native american gold...without smallpox...or dirty hands...JUST BUY MY FUCKING CARROTS!!!

 

If he's the 'chosen one', then why is he wasting all his fucking time selling large carrots...on sticks?

 

WAIT! So, it's NOT a carrot??!!??

 

he was chosen for that...

 

i'll buy one of your ducks for a dollar

 

What will you spend the money on?

I don't want to support your lack of a drug addiction... or even worse... family.