Would you have many filthy sexual intercourse sessions with a homo neanderthalensis?

They might be short and a little lacking in the intelligence department, but they have nice hair and know how to take care of themselves (I mean, in the wild, not in the hygiene department). I would vote yes, but I think that some neanderthals would get angry at me if I slept with one of their women, and I would probably lose in a fight.

 

hmm...well, after much deep thought and deliberation, i'd have to say that my answer would be a resounding "no."

i prefer men without chest hair, and also prefer dinner and a movie to being clubbed over the head.

 

I am not gay, so I would never have sex with a homo.

 

you're a homo sapien.

 

Please do not insult me, I am a 100% heterosexual.

 

hahaha

 

holy crap that guy has the exact same computer as me!

 

okay, you're a hetero sapien then.

 

i go around sleeping with all the Neanderthal ladies...the guys are too busy laughing at themselves while making funny faces and other random shit

 

doing your part to jumpstart evolution i see...

 

i am evolution

 

Ummm... I hate to break it to you, but since neanderthals don't exist anymore you're probably sleeping with either chimpanzees, gorillas or bonobos-- and bonobos sleep with everything, so be careful!!!!

 

no, no, they're Neanderthals

 

if in doubt, check for thumbs.

 

You don't have to lie to us, we're all very open-minded. And anyway, chimpanzees and bonobos are our closest living relatives.

But I really think you should be careful because bonobos are really slutty and they use sex as a greeting.

 

i don't lie

 

you seem to know a lot about them.

 

I became very interested in them when I learned that they use sex as a greeting, as it is something I have been attempting to do for quite some time now with little success.