Would you sell your SOUL?

Well, it's a debatable question. Would you? Why or why not?
Under any circumstance, if the opportunity was brought up...

 

What do I get in return?

 

I do not believe a soul can be sold in the first place

 

yes i would if it was for the ability to marry kate winslet

 

Though I'm not sure it's really even possible, there's only one reason I might even consider it.

 

Why yes . . . yes I would. But I'd charge so much for it that the only way for the buyer to afford it would be through the installment plan.

Then after, oh, say two years, I would cause the buyer to have a bad accident. And when he's forced to subsist on worker's comp' and can no longer make the payments, I repossess my soul.

I'm no fool. I know you can't go to Heaven if you sell your soul.

 

^The devil can't have an accident and go on worker's comp silly!

 

I have to sell it to the Devil? Ok, that's different. Let me think about it for awhile. If there's a way to fuck over the Devil, leave it to me to find it!

 

Ok, I promise it to Jesus right before I sell it to the Devil. Then I let them fight it out for the deed to my soul. From what I understand, it'll be a close fight, but Jesus will win, and I still make it to Heaven. Problem solved.

EDIT: And I believe the Devil can and will go on worker's comp' when Jesus gets done with him.

 

Or, right after the Devil pays me for my soul, I attach the deed to a crucifix. If vampires can't go near a crucifix, what chance will the Devil himself have. After all, the Devil is arguably more evil than a vampire. In fact, I believe the Devil is the one who signs the checks of vampires.

 

50 bucks lol
Dude I've been trying to find that site again haha
NO I would not sell my soul! Blasphemy!

 

Fifty bucks? No way! Not for anything less than a thousand. Fifty bucks makes you look cheap, like you're selling a whore's soul. You want the Devil to think you're some kind of a whore?

 

Hahah there's also sites where you can bid on people's souls like eBay... You just post your stats... It's like playing with an oujia board, shit gets real son

 

The devil is kinda like Santa, he already knows if you're a whore.

Could you rent out your soul? Like a short term lease?

 

Yes you can rent it out like on a short-term lease. However, it'll be in such bad condition when you get it back that you'll likely just let him keep it.

 

When he's done with it, you won't be able to tell the difference between it and a whore's soul because the Devil has no respect for anything and treats everything accordingly.

 

But whores can clean up, right? I've heard stories of them turning into nuns. Or is that just in movies.....I can't remember

 

Yes they can clean up and become nuns. But unlike regular nuns, they have to travel in pairs so that each nun can make sure that the other nun don't get nun.

That's my understanding, anyway.

 

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Nun puns are fun