write Ganja your nastiest toilet experiences

The king needs to know of the most vial of creations you have made while upon the throne.

Please share your experiences or pictures with him here:toetap05:

 

details are very important

 

i never poop. i'm saving it for my wedding night. :blush5:

 

Well there was that one time when I was sitting on the toilet shitting and throwing up in the trash can all at once. It was fucking horrible. The worst part of everything was that before I made it to the toilet I shat myself while in mid throw up and had company over, I just told 'em to leave before I stood up and went to the bathroom.
oh man it was fucking liquidy watery YELLOW like bile yellow shit. Yeah that was a crappy 48 hours!

 

that will be one lucky guy


Mojo probably.....

 

:smilielol5:Oh yeah dude! Keep it all built up for year and years, oh man that'll make for one putride smell on that lucky night!

 

the throwing up forces always makes more shit squirt out your ass, as if they are connected somehow

 

i wouldnt know, having never pooped. but i would imagine its like squeezing a tube of toothpaste in the middle....the toothpaste moves out in both directions.

 

you'd never believe me if i told you.

so, i fould you a picture of some creep who took a public shit.

 

that douche didn't even burry it!

 

whoa! that's me




for serious

holy fuck how did that pic get out there

there was only like 2 people that had that

:leaving:

 

that's exactly what i was thinking!

 

while i don't poop, i did once have urinal relations with r. kelly. but that was a good 10 years ago by now.

 

who u calling a douche??? :toetap05:


I went back and picked it up and took it with me








how do you like my sandles with socks???

 

photobucket; ruining the lives of innocent public shitters

 

fucking photobucket



seriously, they delete way less gross stuff from my account all the time

fuckers


they can just eat that pile of shit

 

did he piss on you?

 

mail it out there.

they'd be in for a pleasant suprise!

 

Only people from the north wear socks with sandles, so ya you're on the mason side of the mason dixion line, that's for sure!

As far as you picking you your own shit to carry it with you, no big surprize, I mean there is DNA in there and you wouldn't want anyone finding you...

 

i'd request the delivery person smash it in their face

whoever they choose to represent their piss poor excuse for an online photo hosting company