wWhat should i take a picture of?

I got this new cameraphone and i want to show you pix of shit, but i need some ideas.. what do you all want to see?

 

Your couch.

 

feet!!

 

I'd like to see a picture of daisymae naked

 

What about a picture of yourself?

 

if that were possible beleive me i would do that, but i dont think she would appreciate being exploited like that.

 

it dosent look pissed on

 

The infamous couch at last

 

youve seen me and im too ugly to waste valuable bandwith space on me

 

if we could smell the couch...

 

No, I don't remember seeing you, if I did, it must have been a long time ago and I forget what you look like because you never post pictures!

And I doubt you're ugly anyway.

 

heres a goofy metal pose

 

Awww, see, you aren't ugly!

 

youre too nice. ive never heard you say anything mean ever. I might not be "avert your eyes" ugly, but i am nowhere near as gorgeous as you.

 

Oh Death, you are much, much too kind! Such a sweetie.

Gorgeous? Me? Wish I saw it! I am super critical of myself. My worst enemy really.

 

yeah right, look at your nonblemished, perfectly symmetrical cute face. and that hair of yours it just flows and shines like in a shampoo commmercial. pure beauty.

 

Okay, now I am really, really blushing.

 

how about a close-up pic of your butthole....let us see the detail

 

How about a picture of your credit card, drivers license, and social security card?

 

Take a picture out of your window...