YAY! its the 'favorites' survey!

these are important questions, so anwser them biznatch.
what is your...

1) favorite sex position
2) favorite poem
3) favorite element in the periodic table
4) favorite talk show host
5) favorite bodily function
6) favorite forum
7) favorite user of the forums
8) favorite farm animal
9) favorite tropical disease
10) favorite type of body hair
11) favorite continent
12) favorite page in the dictionary
13) favorite fish
15) favorite smiley

 

1) favorite sex position Your mama.
2) favorite poem T.S. Eliot's The Hollow Men
3) favorite element in the periodic table Titanium?
4) favorite talk show host Graham Norton
5) favorite bodily function Orgasm. Or fart.
6) favorite forum Random Thoughts
7) favorite user of the forums Clockwork
8) favorite farm animal Your mama.
9) favorite tropical disease Hurrican Ivan.
10) favorite type of body hair Treasure trail. It goes from my belly button to my trimmed pubes.
11) favorite continent North America
12) favorite page in the dictionary The one with your mama.
13) favorite fish StatiClinGod
15) favorite smiley :H or

 

this is my favorite way of not answering your questions

 

1) favorite sex position- Doggy style
2) favorite poem- dont have one
3) favorite element in the periodic table- ummm no
4) favorite talk show host- dont watch them
5) favorite bodily function-have to think about that one
6) favorite forum- random thoughts
7) favorite user of the forums-angelgodiva
8) favorite farm animal-pig
9) favorite tropical disease- hmm
10) favorite type of body hair- legs
11) favorite continent- dont know
12) favorite page in the dictionary-i'll say 350 whatever that is
13) favorite fish- nemo
15) favorite smiley -:H

 

All are good.

And when I say head hair, I am NOT talking about the cock.

 

what is your...

1) favorite sex position: me on top
2) favorite poem: Footsteps
3) favorite element in the periodic table: Lithium
4) favorite talk show host: Bill O' Reilly
5) favorite bodily function: I have a couple
6) favorite forum: Random Thoughts
7) favorite user of the forums: I have many
8) favorite farm animal: Horse
9) favorite tropical disease: Maleria
10) favorite type of body hair: Head hair
11) favorite continent: North America
12) favorite page in the dictionary: Index
13) favorite fish: Kissing Guarami
15) favorite smiley:

 

) favorite sex position: legs wrapped around his neck or doggie
2) favorite poem: So many good ones... It would probably have to be one my boyfriend wrote though
3) favorite element in the periodic table: Lithium
4) favorite talk show host: Howard Stern
5) favorite bodily functionrgasm
6) favorite forum: Random Thoughts
7) favorite user of the forums: Peanuts, kppdlevel1, jugg, and Lucifer Sam
8) favorite farm animal: bunny
9) favorite tropical disease: none
10) favorite type of body hair: long Head hair (especailly on guys!)
11) favorite continent: North America
12) favorite page in the dictionary: 666 and 420
13) favorite fish: japanesee fighter
15) favorite smiley: :X

 

1) favorite sex position DOGGY STYLE
2) favorite poem ......................
3) favorite element in the periodic table ALLOY
4) favorite talk show host MAURY
5) favorite bodily function CRYING
6) favorite forum RANDOM THOUGHTS
7) favorite user of the forums right now MOONShINE & ReTrofishiE are a TiE
8) favorite farm animal GOAT
9) favorite tropical disease ??????????
10) favorite type of body hair LEG
11) favorite continent MINE
12) favorite page in the dictionary THE ONE CHLORINE is On
13) favorite fish KOI
15) favorite smiley :X
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If someone needs a favorite poem, here is one:


"Lost Ways of Wonderment"

Crept barefoot across
A sea of frozen roses
All the qualms of your
Certain qualities
How do they manage
To remain so fair?
Where have they been adorned?

Breathing the times
With glamour eyes
Seething bitterness
Of the midnight cold
It’s more than has been
Revealed in this sky
The blunt ends of
What disappears

Arose from edges of
Sharpened disbelief
Disarmed the Armageddon
Of murderous world
When did they create
What they imagined?
What was said of antiquity?

Where unrequited words
Are rigorous and bold
I’ll fall for truth tonight
Where romanticism is
All the lies of its heart
I’ll fall for fools tonight
Where uncertainty roams
In lack of lust for life
I’ll fall for you tonight

Breathing the times
With glamour eyes
Seething bitterness
Of the midnight cold
It’s more than has been
Revealed in this sky
The blunt ends of
What disappears

 

it was so nice of you to write that poem about me tencent ​

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in all seriousness tho, it is beeeutiful, i liked it!!​

 

1) favorite sex position: scissors
2) favorite poem: coney island of the mind by Lawrence Ferengetti
3) favorite element in the periodic table: Newtonium
4) favorite talk show host: Tom Greene
5) favorite bodily function: mucus production
6) favorite forum: Philosiphy and Religion
7) favorite user of the forums: Razor_of_Occam
8) favorite farm animal: Chicken
9) favorite tropical disease: Burning-penis disease
10) favorite type of body hair: mutton chops
11) favorite continent: Australia
12) favorite page in the dictionary: no.352
13) favorite fish: Whale shark
15) favorite smiley:X

 

1) favorite sex position - girl on top
2) favorite poem - the Dog
3) favorite element in the periodic table - Nitrogen
4) favorite talk show host - John Stewart
5) favorite bodily function - Breathing is up there
6) favorite forum - changes
7) favorite user of the forums - deadheadskier
8) favorite farm animal - donkey
9) favorite tropical disease - hangover
10) favorite type of body hair - head
11) favorite continent - europe
12) favorite page in the dictionary - all of em'
13) favorite fish -smallmouth bass
15) favorite smiley -:H or :& or

 

About you? Uh...no. It's about heartbreak and homesickness. Hence, the title.

 

i know your sad because i broke your heart and kicked yur ass out my house....... lord i was just fucking around sheeeeeeeeeeesh​

 

1) favorite sex position im sadly a virgin
2) favorite poem dont really know
3) favorite element in the periodic table who cares
4) favorite talk show host conan o brian!
5) favorite bodily function burp, or cracking knuckles if that may be considered one
6) favorite forum movies, music, or marijuana
7) favorite user of the forums theres alot of you
8) favorite farm animal cow
9) favorite tropical disease i wouldnt know
10) favorite type of body hair facial, for guys of course
11) favorite continent eurpoe, of africa
12) favorite page in the dictionary the one with fuck on it
13) favorite fish hm.......dori from finding nemo
15) favorite smiley

 

I don't know how to answer some of those....

1) favorite sex position-doggy

2) favorite poem-It's cheesy, but I like the raven

3) favorite element in the periodic table-oxygen

4) favorite talk show host-montell!!!

5) favorite bodily function-thinking

6) favorite forum-this one, for now

7) favorite user of the forums-umm, maybe earthy-mama, funkyphresh, peanuts, sprout, interval illusion, mystical shroom, lodui, fractual...the list goes on...

8) favorite farm animal-my goat!

9) favorite tropical disease-jungle rot, I suppose...it's got a tropical sounding name, at least

10) favorite type of body hair-scalp

11) favorite continent-umm, maybe asia? preferably japan

12) favorite page in the dictionary-649 I guess

13) favorite fish-blowfish

15) favorite smiley-

 

1) favorite sex position:



2) favorite poem:



3) favorite element in the periodic table:



4) favorite talk show host:



5) favorite bodily function:



6) favorite forum:



7) favorite user of the forums:



8) favorite farm animal:




And then I got bored....

 

1) favorite sex position-whatever position feels best at the time but the first thing that comes to my mind is me and the dude on our sides and real slow and sweet
2) favorite poem ?
3) favorite element in the periodic table i dont know but maybe H
4) favorite talk show host im not really a huge fan of any of them but cohan cracks me up....he's so goofy
5) favorite bodily function man i love to take a piss!!
6) favorite forum i only go to these forums.....
7) favorite user of the forums mystical_shroom, jerry420, moonshyne, sprout, dangermoose, jugg, rebel_1, dayse, thechaosfactor, personface, duck n miss, peanuts, fire_hydrant...




the rest are dumb questions. actually, all of them are... but whatever.

 

1) favorite sex position
The Alabama Slamer.
2) favorite poem
Pablo Neruda- Drunk as Drunk
3) favorite element in the periodic table
Silicon.
4) favorite talk show host
Jon Stewart
5) favorite bodily function
Does masturbating count? Masturbating.
6) favorite forum
Random thoughts
7) favorite user of the forums
Lodui
8) favorite farm animal
Chicken is pretty tasty.
9) favorite tropical disease
Jungle lovin' fever
10) favorite type of body hair
heh... you know the one.
11) favorite continent
North America is number one!!!!
12) favorite page in the dictionary
My favortie page of the urban dictionary is the one with ''fo' shizzle'' on it.
13) favorite fish
Kilgore Trout.
15) favorite smiley
This guy... he looks so happy, but he actually hates you.

 

Oh peanuts, how could you?!?

at least you could watch dr phil!! You know he's a hottie.