Hi, I wonder how many people will take part in this... It takes a little effort if you're not used to the nature of lateral thinking/cryptic puzzles. BEGIN: sathisthreadne ^ That's the first question. Let me know if you need some help.
Well done. Do I win a prize??? An Indian and a Pakistani are fighting over a jumper. What is it made of?
Well done, etheriea! I take back all those things about you being a brain-dead piece of shit and not worthy of the air you breathe that I said behind your back. I am incredibly good at reclining. Why would people want to avoid me because of that?
Nope. I will give you a clue: I am playing with words, it will help you to find your answer by saying it aloud, maybe slowly.