YES! I'm the coolest.

I was rolling around in my computer chair and I kicked off of the wall really hard and the wheel got caught in the carpet and the chair flipped backwards and I flew out of the chair. HAHAHAHA!:sunglasse

 

how far did you go?

 

I flew across the room. It's a pretty big room.

 

wow. that's a lot of air. bet it was fun? turn out without any scratches?

 

That is pretty cool... especially with a broken toe.

 

kicking wall + broken toe eh? + moon flower = sounds like she must like the pain.

that or it just didn't hurt.

 

Mwuahahahahahahaha. I still have one good foot, Sam.

It was funny. I layed there and laughed for like 30 minutes. I wish someone else were here so they could've seen it.
I didn't get any scratches, just a cool ass bruise on my leg.

 

True, but at this rate, how much longer will that last?

That's what we call a "battle scar." Show it off to the men. They'll think it's hot.

 

Hahahahaha, probably not much longer, I just tripped coming back up the stairs.

Most dudes I show my bruises to think it's sexy. Just because I'm not one of those little bitches that worry about breaking a nail, I know how to get dirty.

 

Yeah, I give that other foot's healthy streak about a day.

Haha, yeah, I suppose that's hot.

 

I bet it won't make it the rest of today. Later, I'm going muddin'. (Hahahahaha, that's taking a fourwheeler around this big mud pit and just...drive hard.) And, I'm a terrible driver.

I like to think it's pretty sexy.

 

You know, if you wouldn't have given that explanation, I would have had to ask "what is 'muddin'"? Sounds fun, though. I'll be at work... bleh.

 

battle scars are always badass

 

Ah, that sucks. I'll dedicate this muddin' trip to you.

 

I have plenty, and I wear them proudly.

 

who wants to do the eulogy?

 

right on

 

Yaw.
No eulogy needed, just make sure to put a bottle of vodka in one of my hands and some acid in the other, then you can drop me in a ditch anywhere.

 

Haha, yay! Muddin' dedications are the best.

 

they have too make a film out of that move.....picture it all....nice move whaha (sorry)