You are all fucked.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Stella_Drives, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I was just reading my abnormal psych book and it said that guys ( It said nothing about girls. Typical!) who smoke marijuana before age 15 regularly are 6 times more likely to develop schizophrenia by age 24.

    Well, looks like your all going to be schizo's. Hahaha

    I'd like to see these studies. Other statistics said things like Western Irish are more likely, children who's fathers are 40+ when they are born are more likely, people who live in urban environments and a bunch of other random reasons. So, if your reading this from Western Ireland, are male, under 15 with a bowl pressed to your lips, have an old ass dad and somehow live in an urban area, YAH FUCKED.
     
  2. thc22

    thc22 Member

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    haha ive been smoking since i was 12 and everyday since i was 13 and my dads like 50 and i live in an urban area. im not in ireland though
     
  3. Turpo64

    Turpo64 Member

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    Goddam! my dads in his 50's I live in an urban area and i bin smoking everyday since i was 13.
     
  4. Turpo64

    Turpo64 Member

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    Wow. I said pretty much the exact same thing as the poster above.
     
  5. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    yah I also heard alcohol and nicotine are the number 1 killing drugs in america yet our parents are willing to do them over weed.
     
  6. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Yeah six times more likely to be what, 2% of the population? Thats a pretty low risk factor. Someone pass me a spliff
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    It says BEFORE the age of 15 and I started at 15....so I'll be fine.

    Shit....with my luck, I'll probably just develope schizophrenia naturally though:rolleyes:
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i never smoked before i was 15, so i'm golden...
     
  9. 420everyday

    420everyday Member

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    I started when I was 13- so 16years of smokin with no schizo.
     
  10. Splosh

    Splosh Member

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    I started at 16, im saved xD
     
  11. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    same here dude.. the voices in my head are relieved to hear that
     
  12. RiversClearwater

    RiversClearwater Member

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    Of course a fucking textbook is gonna say shit like that, I was also under the impression that you don't just spontaneously develop schizophrenia, it's been somewhat linked to genetics IE it lies dormant until brought to the surface in most cases by psychedelic or even MJ use but you just don't come down with it one day like the flu or some shit + plus being male or female is really irrelevant both have all the same lobes and parts of the brain...one sex perhaps may be more prone but females can certainly not be ruled out completely for MJ use.
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Uh oh now im scared.......Oh shit it must be happening now!



    But seriously I think I do get a bit paranoid sometimes.....Damn
     
  14. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    Hahahahaha, no idea why, but that made me ROFLMAO.
     
  15. maddhatter

    maddhatter Senior Member

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    haha yeah that's funny
     
  16. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    the pink rabbit standing next to me says your statistics are a bunch of shit.
     
  17. ripple

    ripple Member

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    The original post reminds me of what self righteous Christians say when they are laughing at all the non believers going to hell.

    Is that a psychotic thing to say?
     
  18. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    age is irrelevant. Development is important
     
  19. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    goddamn, i knew i should have waited for my 16th birthday, but noooo, i had to try marijuana two weeks beforehand.

    now i have schizophrenia, guess i should get some psych help.

    thanks for letting me know about all this business stelllla!
     
  20. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    so 50-16=34....your dad wasn't over 40 when you were born, most likely the same for you turpo, maybe you two should put away the pipe and go to algebra.
     

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