You COULDN'T REACH the porn mags

Around 1976-1979 I used to go into my local newsagents: 'WHSmiths' to buy a newspaper.I used to look up at the top shelf & lo & behold were the only two porn mags my local WHSmiths would sell.Two supposedly respectable ones: 'Health & Efficency ' & 'Playboy Magazine'.
I worried looking up at them in case some adult saw me looking up at them.(I was in my early teens).
I used to have dreams that I was locked in WHSmiths overnight & could peruse all these naughty magazines to my heart's content.
Finally,in 1980 I found an obscure little stationary shop & purchased my FIRST H&E!!!!!.Like a catterpillar turning into a butterfly-my time had come!!.

 

I think I was around 11 when I started checking out GirlsHumpingDolphins.com

Ah how the times change.

 

I think I saw my first porno (softcore, late-night HBO) when I was 9 at a friend's house. I looked at my first porno magazine around the same time period.

 

i accidentally stumbled upon my first porn magazine when i was about 8 or so. it was a playboy, i looked at every single page. it wasn't until i was about 12 when my friend got the internet that we actively sought out porn and in the midst of all the harcore chicks fucking themselves with knives and stuff i would convince her to go to girlskissing.co.uk. good times...

 

well i grew up in a relatively small town and the magazenes, trains, model railroader, popular mechanics, popular science, argosy, playboy, penthouse, analog, fate, mystery, fantasy and science fiction, worlds of IF, well the one drug store in town had the magazine rack just inside the front door. and even at age ten we could reach them with no problem. everybody knew we'd get in trouble if we were caught looking at the 'porno' magazenes, and i don't think they would have sold them to us if we'd try to buy them, but everybody used to look at what ever they were going to buy before the did, so this was no big thing to stand there looking and reading.

when we wanted to look at what was in the playboys and penthouses we'd just put something more innocuous infront of them and lift it up to look and then if someone came along we'd just set it down where it hid them and pretend to be reading/looking at, that instead! i remember also in the corner between the magazene rack and the front window was the matchbox cars and we always used to buy those to play with during recess in school.

oh yah, one of the most popular magazenes to set down infront of the playboys was MAD, that and cracked, and tales from the crypt, and we'd often end up buying them. i remember MAD was a lot of fun and extremely popular with everyone at school too.

only the teachers would get upset if someone was too blatant about reading their mad or tales from the crypt in class instead of paying attention to what they were trying to tell us at the blackboard.

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other- me and a group of friends found a stack of them in a shed in the middle of the woods no clue whose property it was.. it was very deep in the middle of the woods.. now that I look back, it was a pretty shady shack. couch all torn up and shit. old rusty fridge.. no clue if it had a generator. we were 7 or 8 years old.

 

I saw my first porno mag in the early seventies because my step-brother used to keep them under his bed.
Modern porn mags do nothing for me at all but if I see a porn mag from the early 1970s I get all excited!.

 

damnit, the girls humping dolphins website isn't real! oh what a let down. kidding..

 

when i was 10ish me and my best friend of the time would sneak into his uncle's room and steal playboys. then around 13 i discovered why my mom wouldn't let me watch cinemax at night

 

Found mine in the woods when I was about 10 thought I was gonna die. haha

 

When I was about eleven, my dad used to have an entire collection of Playboy magazines on a shelf in the living room. I used to pick them out and flip through the pages real quick, gawking at the women.

It's not like my dad would have scolded me anyway.

 

That's great!.I know that 'Playboy' is now considered a bit more respectable than say 'Hustler' or 'Penthouse' because 'Hef' passes himself off as an intellectual.

 

Well my childhood was so long ago they didn’t even have porn mags. The closest thing was an occasional titty in National Geographic. Cheers!