you hold it in front of your face and smile at it

Beer.

Guess you're not allowed to drink it on the TV commercials in the U.S.

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You smile at it because it loves you unconditionally.

 

Save some water for the raindeers man,

 

You know, I never noticed that they don't actually drink the beer. Hmmm...

 

Now you know!

It's like the bare nipple thing in the U.S.

Even nipple bulges in the clothing are being phased out on some U.S. TV programming with the aid of high tech video software that smooths them out.

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hold on loosely... but dont let it go...

 

If they're lucky we might all forget about nipples

and then forget about bottoms, then the private parts


hopefully we will never remember what sex was, the common person will cease to procreate and robots will conquer the globe. Barack Obama's head will be popped in a jar, and Oprah's will be attached to a a cyborg of some sort. We shall call her Oprahrix 1.0, and she will chop any of her adversaries dirty bits off, just to use them to fuel her rocket ship.



narrrgggg

 

I always found that quite humorous. All human beings have nipples, BUT.. WE MUST HIDE THE NIPPLE ON THE TELE.

Disgusting!
Vile!
Gross!
Horrific!
(The voices of Fundamentalists that haven't gotten laid since '82)


Hmmm

 

Nipples = bad

Violence on TV = good

 

They don't drink the beer in American TV commercials because they put detergent in the beer to make it more frothy. And anyone who has drank out of a dish that didn't get all the soap out of it knows how it makes your digestive system feel after that.

 

I've heard that they put silicone in the cheese for pizza commercials to make the cheese look like Super-elastic-bubble-plastic.

The rubbery cheese thing is weird. People pull the slice away and the cheese stretches on and on. Who the heck would want to eat something that looks like that?

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