You know you're a pothead when...

You Know You're a Pothead When...You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

 

HAHAHA!! OMG! that was so hilarious!

 

That was funny! Ironically I'm baked!

 

If you have more lighters than cigarettes.

If your firstborn's nickname is "Bud."

If all your quarters are worth more than 25 cents.

If two halves is way to many for a football game.

If two halves is not enough for a football game.

 

lmfao those are funny

 

...double points if he has a twin sis named Mary Jane!

These are amusing.

 

When you hear someone say 420 as the answer to a math problem in class, and immediately snap out of the daze you were previously in.

 

Haha, I've done that a few times.

 

So funny....but so true! I know I can never pass up some Taco Bell when I'm high!

 

Okay, so it's 9am and I'm now craving Taco Bell. Damn it.....lol

 

Funny stuff! I know I am a pothead because I always enforce the puff - puff pass rule.

 

^^ pass it to the left or ur not right

i love the bein dazed in class and hearin 420 and instantly snappin out of it to look over at ur stoner buddy and they're lookin at u and u both laugh while everybody else is like wtf

 

You keep your pieces in a fire safe... but leave money on the table.
You can't remember all your stash spots and your pipes end up in the washing machine
You can't remember a damn thing
You can't remember the last day you didn't smoke pot
The sweat from your armpits smells like good bud
You take seriously your choice of papers... HEMP ALL THE WAY!
You take seriously the practice of rolling joints.... it's an artform

 

Haha, it takes me about 30 mins to roll a joint.

 

Me too... I'm like 100% focused when I do it

 

Nice!

 

ahhahahaa i guess im a pothead then...

 

Yeah i consider it an art.

 

I kept a taco bell receit because it was $4.20, then I lost it. Yep I'm a pothead.

 

hahahahaha!!! I like the taco bell one, my favorite fast food and i do the "yep" responce lol too funy!