You Know You're Stoned When....

I remember we had a thread like this a long time ago
i'll start it off:


You know you're stoned when...
you walk into the sliding glass door....twice

 

you know you be a stoner, when you create a thread like this

 

you know your stoned when you stare at ^^ that guy's sig for 5 minutes before getting the joke.

 

you know you're stoned, when you use the phone to turn on the t.v

 

you know youre stoned when you ask where the lighter is while holding it in your hand

you know youre stoned when you cant remember if you were just passed the bowl/blunt/whatever or if you already took a hit

 

when going to cici's is comparable to going to heaven

 

lol. last weekend i freaked out at my friend because i thought he skipped me, even though the pipe was still in my hand and he was taking it from me.

:rofl:

classic stoner moment. and i felt like an asshole

 

haha its happened to me so many times ill like lean over to my friend and be like "hey, did i hit this yet?" and then we'll all crack up...ive done the lighter thing a few times too



aww i forgot about cici's i still want to go there so bad

 

it's divine... and for you dave, they have MAC AND CHEESE pizza!!!

 

one day im coming to hang out with you and were gonna smoke MASSIVE amounts of weed and go to cici's and eat till we cant move

 

We have Double Dave's around here, they have a much better pizza buffet than CiCi's. I still like both though.

 

You know you are stoned when you try to light your beer bottle like it was a bong.

 

You know you are stoned when you get completely distracted by just the thought of food.

 

lol. i have a pizza place like a mile from here and it's sooo good, like... 5th favorite. lol.

you know you're stoned when you keep track of your 5+ top pizza places.

the best pizza ever besides mellow mushroom or Jason's, is definitely Costco's pizza.

it's amazing.


you know you're stoned when you stop your car to let a pinecone cross the street, because you think it's a hedgehog.

 

you know youre stoned when you try and take a hit from an empty bowl more than once



this has happened to me so many times...ill smoke and leave my bong sitting on my desk and find myself lighting it and then looking down and going shit...theirs nothing here and then ill put i back on my desk and like 5min do it again. i think of it as a sign that my body wants me to keep smoking

 

you know you're stoned when you try to take a hit, when you're still holding your last hit.

 

alright its not a pizza buffet but by far the best pizza ive ever had is lorenzo and sons on south street in philly, raz will agree with me i think

theirs also grotto's pizza they have in like delaware thats really good




hahah i did that like 2 nights ago nero, i was talking to my friend and she passed me my bubbler and i went to go take a hit and was like wait...then blew out a bunch of smoke and started laughing, then i wasnt sure if i had hit it or if it was from the last time...i still dont know

 

.....you forget what you were going to type.

 

You know you are stoned....

...when your looking for something for a long time and then realize it's in your fucking hand.

...When you try to take the lid off something and it turns out there is no lid

...When your about to have another bowl in your room but hear the smallest of noises and hide your shit and run back to bed

...When you ask your mom two times in a row:hey what's for dinner?

...When you start saying stuff like "I woke and boke".

...When you light a gravity bong then push it back down in the result of bud flying all over the place..

...When you're watching a movie and you can only remember the last few words, not allowing you to understand ANYTHING.

...When you know you're stoned when you wake up the next morning finding 3 bags of chips on the ground, a box of oreos eaten, and a 2 liter stuck in your hands.

...When you go to pour yourself a glass of milk, put the glass back in the fridge, then take the carton back to the room.

...When you jack off 6 times in one night, v. never smoked b4.

...when you go to ur kitchen and forget why you went there.

...When you throw a match down the sink and turn the tap on to put it out, after 7 minutes smoke hasnt stopped coming out of the drain until you notice that the tap was on hot.

 

this sounds like a fantastic idea!!!