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Holy shit. I just got back from the most fucked up party I've ever been to.

Ok let me put it this way. The party was in downtown Hamilton... "downtown"...... Downtown Hamilton is not a safe place, there's guns and crackheads and all that shit that you'd see in a major city.

So we get to the party and there isn't that many people there.... There also isn't any couches... Just like 3 chairs and a TV and of course the chairs were already taken.....

That didn't matter though, everything went fucking perfectly and awesome. I was hammdizzed havin' a sick time and shit. Then more people started coming. I knew most of them but there were still lots I didn't know.

My buddy who owns the place (a jamaican guy, I know his race isn't important but I want you to imagine his accent) kept trying coming up to me and was like "hey man, take your girl into that room, I don't care, you guys can do all the freaky shit you want in there".

I just kept laughing and shakin' hands with him and shit because we were both hammed...

So then my girlfriend comes up to me and starts making out with me and all that cool stuff. Then she says "Ok, I'm getting too horny" and I was like "do something about it " and she said "we can't" and I was like.... "... You know.... Nevermind". And she said "no tell me" and I said "your gonna think I planned this... But Carlos said me and you can go into that room and... You know". She smiled and said ok and then kissed me again. Then my buddy came up to me and put his arms around us and said "you two better be goin' in there, I want that bed jumpin'" And all laughed.

So we go in the room.... We make out for a bit... As soon as she unbuttons my pants our friend walks in and she's like "I need my purse" and my girlfriend says "what the fuck are you doing??? get out".

It was fucked... So we start doing our thing.... 5 minutes later Carlos barges in the fuckin' room and says "I'm not lookin' I just need my scale" and he left... That was even more fucked..........

Then the most fucked up thing happen. She's basically screaming for me to fuck her and then Carlos wonders in again and says "I swear I'm not looking, Your my nigga Ian, just do it I ain't even here man".

I was literally laying on top of her with my dick in her trying to cover my bare ass as he's 2 feet away from us looking in the room. I just kept going "carlos your fucked man, get the hell out of here" it was so funny.

Normally if I wasn't as drunk as I am at the moment I'd be pissed but I'm so hammed I didn't even care. When he left we both started laughing so hard... Then we resumed... Blah blah blah...

Ok, we stop and then she's like "go get me some toilet paper" so I go into the bathroom and guess what happens... I walk in on 2 other people fucking. I closed my eyes and banged in to the sink and went "FUCK" and then grabbed the toilet paper and left... I was emberassed as fuck lol...

So I went back into the room with her and she was still basically naked. Then all of a sudden almost everyone from the party runs in to get their coats and shit.

Carlos comes running in and says "you guys gotta get the fuck out of here, the cops are comin' someone got stabbed"

I was like "why the fuck are you carrying a computer" and he goes "motherfucker tried to goof me man, motherfucker tried to goof me".

I couldn't believe it.. He just fuckin' stabbed some guy.

I grabbed my shit and made sure I had everything and made sure my girlfriend was all cool and shit.

So we leave the apartment and there were like 5 cop cars and an ambulance... The cops start takin' names and shit so I had to tell them all the basic shit.. So hurtin'.

Tonight was just so fucked up..... I'm so hammered and I can't believe it all actually happened.

.....Fuck, I always hear about these bad things happening in downtown Hamilton, but when your actually there when it happens it's a whole different story..

 

you should've just kept fucking your gf.. fuck it... if people wanna watch.. whatever

 

Sounds like a good night..

 

Lol to the computer.Idk why that was my favorite part.Yeah dude, you shoulda just kept going.

 

Yeah man......never stop until you bust a nut.......fuck the world if they can't adjust.

Sounds like an interesting night though. I was at a party one night and some dude said something negative about my friend's daughter, so my friend stabbed him in the neck with a pencil. haha It was pretty funny.

 

should've kept going dude.should've kept going...

 

Haha, I love those nights...

A while ago, I was at a party and a kid named Jake was on some crazy drug (idk what it was, pcp maybe?) and he was fucking some girl when the cops showed up, he ran out the back door naked, and it took us 3 hours to find him. We were on the phone with him, and he kept saying "I'm in the woods you guys, I'm in the woods"

we found him naked, in a tree, in front of a church

 

hahahaha That's pretty fuckin epic dude.

 

I've been at parties where a couple started kissing and ended up doing a sex show for a room full of drunk dudes

I remember the first especially, one of my first drinking parties
they were just having some kinky fun with a chair and some duct tape like no one was there

 

hahaha

 

parties like that are fun

 

I wish I stayed downstairs
I left before the stripping started =(

 

Damn I needa start going to more interesting parties...minus a few weeks ago where this guy ended up in a purple man thong giving a girl a lap dance and nearly falling off the coffee table.

 

Always interesting parties would get boring.

And how come a man always ends up in a thong when booze is involved and there's a loose one about?

 

the world may in fact....never know

 

I'm pretty sure you spelled ambulance wrong.

 

lol

 

when i party people dont get stabbed or any shit like that, but there's a lot of naked dancing. theres no place for modesty on the floor

 

haha it seems you lead a pretty eventful life.

 

Parties are always more fun when someone gets naked.