You will now pay a fee for using the Sun

The new owner of the Sun is working on a way to charge you money for using it.

So adjust your budgets everyone. :sunny:

Link (with photo of what the Sun looks like): http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...ocId=CNG.e80666177013e5bf887c610c599c5665.2a1

 

okay, seriously- which one of you guys bought the sun??

 

A group in Yemen claimed ownership of Mars years ago and sued NASA when they landed a spacecraft on Mars.

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I'm going to steal it from her. Oh look I just did!

Now I own The Sun.

 

In fact, I now own the air too. You will all have to pay me to extract oxygen from it for your lungs.

 

If I pay for a year in advance, will I get a refund if it rains?

 

lmao Yemeni mars

well, you may own the sun, put i own the heat that it produces.

 

You will now pay a fee for using 'the Son'.

Some TV evangelist keeps asking me to send $100 per month after giving my life to the Son of God.

It would seem more appropriate that they give their money to me since I gave them my property/life to use.

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Oh, so you patented the nuclear fusion process, huh?

You should get into the pharmaceutical industry.

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fuck that, those people are vultures.

i will use my powers for good:devil:

 

They will issue you a refund, but you'll have to send numerous emails, phone calls, letters of demand, complaints to the BBB and consumer affairs agency, the FBI internet fraud complaint site, and a serving of the papers indicating they are being sued in order to finally get your refund 6 months later.

Thanks a lot all you businesses out there who act like total jerks with the customer.

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I think pay-per-view would work out best then.

 

I think she should tout her business over in Scotland, she'd make a fortune.

 

Does this mean I can sue you for my sunburn?

 

Hello. I'm The Sun.

I'm suing whoever owns me for sunspots, those nasty acne blemishes that have ruined my social life.

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um, wots she planning on doing when we refuse to pay? :mickey:

and she's gettin' a coupla very big claims for skin cancer and drought compensation in the post soon

 

All I know is my subscription better come with a remote so I can turn the damn thing off when I want to take a nap.

 

All carbon atoms are property of me. Please make any cheques payable to Miss. Creedle Speek.

 

I own electrons. And each of your carbon atoms are using six electrons. So I'd say you owe me alot of money for rent.

Pay up.

 

This is the stupidest shit ever. This is news?!