You won't fuckin' believe this.. FREE POT PLANT!!!!

Fuck guys.

Yesterday me and my buddy skipped first period to go to the store and shoot the shit. We were walking back to the school and I could smell dope from down the fuckin' street.. Then I saw these two kids who are in grade 10 and one of them was carrying a fuckin' plant under his sweater... We both went up to him and were like "hey what's that ya got there man".

And both kids were like "You know what it is, now you guys gotta go your bringing heat". My friend said "hey you got a smoke?" and the one kid was like "ya ya ya, here take a smoke now leave".

I couldn't believe these idiots were carrying a god damn pot plant down the fuckin' street. I asked them were they got it and they said "oh, this guy drove up beside us and just gave it to us, were gonna go hide it right now and get it later and bring it to my house".

I was thinking "oh my fucking god........"

These kids were fuckin' stupid, they're the kind of kids who know nothing about pot except that it gets you high.

So they walk away and I say to my buddy "yo, were fuckin' following them".

I call my other friend and I'm like "What would you do if I said I could get you a half grown dope plant?" He was like "what the fuck are you talking about, where?".

I told him the story....

As I was on the phone my friend who I was with saw them go behind a KFC.. We went to the corner of the KFC and I was using my ninja skills to look around the corner to see if they were there with the plant.... I didn't see them..

So I walked around the little alley way that's behind the KFC (I've been arrested in the same place like 3 years ago btw lol)... Anyway I walked there and I saw it. Right behind a fuckin' dumpster... An unattended pot plant.

I almost shit my pants. I felt like a little girl getting a barbie dreamhouse or some shit. I ran back to my friend and said "It's there, It's fuckin' there!!" So I empty all the shit out of my backpack and ran back and put the plant in there... The plant didn't fit in all the way, it's a decent sized plant.. Half of the thing was sticking out of my bag but we sort of covered it... I held the bag so carefully so it wouldn't break or anything. We took all the side roads to get to my friends house so we wouldn't get busted.

Once we got to my friends house he smelt the dope and was like "HOLY SHIT YOU GOT IT". We all started laughing, I was almost in tears and my buddy who I was with actually cried.

My buddy who owns the house was like "TOKES ALL AROUND!!" and he started passin' around the bong.

It was so fuckin' sick. He went and told his mom and she said we could keep it. But then she came down and said "This is a secret for you 3... The 3 idiots.. If anyone else finds out about this I'm gonna throw it right out of the house". We all agreed to tell nobody.....

So now we have a half grown pot plant.. It smells fuckin' GOOD. The plant is in like perfect condition. It's gonna be our baby for the next little while...

And yeah, that's the story... I'll take some pictures today at lunch when were at his house.


Oh yeah by the way, if anyone thinks what I did was wrong....... You can fuck off. Those kids would have killed the plant....

hahaha, the really funny thing is that one of the kids is in my guitar class. He's gonna be really pissed lol, I hope he says something to me... But he probably won't...

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

 

Haha hail to the saviour of the cannabis plant. Oh god that would be amazing.

 

Glad to hear of your good fortune.

Hahaha. Hopefully not a baby for long though.

 

I'm gonna laugh when you guys end up killin it

 

Was it wrong to steal the plant? Yes, but it is slightly less wrong then abandoning the plant behind a dumpster... lol

I hope it turns out great for you, and if buddy does ask you about it, I'd explain to him that the moment you stash anything in public, it is fair game for whomever finds it.

It will be a good lesson for them.

 

probably a hibiscus

 

Lately tour posts have been full of fail...but this is an epic win.

 

I read this post three times and re-read the thread trying to figure out what in the hell a 'tour' post was... lol

Time to smoke another joint...

 

Nice dude! Does it look healthy?

Sounds like one hell of a day.

If you freaked the fuck out so much why haven't you guys attempted to grow before? Jw.

Canada is fucking crazy.

 

wow, that is pretty sweet, to even find an pot plant. where I am living supposedly there many pot plants growing out in the wild. If only I could find one. lol

Good luck with growing it.

 

Yes, as a matter of fact it is...

lol, what's your point?

 

That's what i get for posting from my phone

 

Free drugs = best drugs

 

that's pretty lucky... good luck growing it

 

nice find man!

this was my first thought

 

How fucking sick!
Please figure out how to grow it properly if you don't already know!

 

agree^



i wonder how those other kids managed to get it, considering how big of idiots they clearly are..

 

Damn your other periods must of been long as fuck if you went back to school!

They probably stole it.

 

I sometimes skip and go to waffle house and shit.

Lots of people leave and come back.

 

lol If that was meant for me, I didnt say otherwise. I said if he went back to school the periods must of been long as fuck considering hes probly waiting to go back to his buddys house to look at it.