Your Busted

It is your job as a police person to state why the poster above you was arrested...sentence optional..so next poster..what did i do?

 

you wore a KISS outfit in public....sentenced to perform an entire Spice Girls "if you wanna be my lover" routine in the mall

 

arrested for yelling movie in a crowed fire house

sentence..wash and wax all the fire vehicles,by hand

 

arrested... for making a thread with "your" in the title when it should be "you're" as in "you are"

sentence...you must watch all episodes of the Golden Girls back to back

 

arrested for accidently taking a hooker across state lines

sentence.. 6 months kidnapping, and 6 months shoplifting

 

you were arrested for impersonating your dead mom to cash her pension check

sentenced to two years diaper duty at the old age home

 

arrested for slappin the meter maid, repeatedly....

sentenced to probation with ankle bracelet, 2 years....

 

arrested for cutting your grass in the nude

sentenced to use a whippersnipper in the nude

 

arrested for havin a blow up dolly in his truck....

sentenced to reform school for sechsaholics....;-)

 

Yesssssss...

 

Arrested for sexually harassing Koala Bears in the presence of Panda Bears... they get jealous.

Sentenced to 2 years of sensitivity training and the proper techniques to satisfying, sexually, Koala/Panda/Grizzly Bears and some species of lizards.

 

arrested for spitting at a llama.

sentence: clean up duty at the zoo

 

arrested for assaulting the easter bunny

sentenced to devil's island for the rest of your life

 

Arrested due to incompetence

sentenced indefinitley without trial

 

arrested for public buggery

sentenced to two years service as a Thailand brothels bathroom attendant

 

arrested for punching neighbor

sentenced to 2 months eating onions, petting spiders and listening to drumming.

 

arrested for growing "special herbs" mixed in with your killer tall camouflage cornstalks

sentenced to be Rudenoodles room-mate for two weeks..(I figure after week one you will have gone insane)

 

arrested for not setting clock back an hour for daylight savings

sentenced to be raped by a waterbuffalo

 

arrested for nude arm wrestling....

sentenced to a month at a nude nursing home in Alaska....

 

Arrested for exposing himself to a Bob's Big Boy statue.

Sentenced to watch every episode of "2 and a half men" back to back