Your chance to consult an Ancient Chinese sage- on HF- for free!!

Last night I managed to catch an Ancient Chinese sage , who was secretly living in my wardrobe , unbeknown to me.
Well , I *think* he's an Ancient sage .Altho he does look abit like a recently escaped paedophile...

In return for his freedom , he agreed allow me to consult his knowledge and vision.

If anyone has any question of ( virtually) any variety , I will ask him to shed the light of his unspeakable wisdom , for u.

So , question away...

 

what should i do about justin??

 

Outside of lynching W AND pulling Europe's chestnuts out of the fires of world war, how do we make the world love America again?

 

Oh I forgot , you have to start with
"Help me wise keeper of the Jade Lantern" otherwise he goes off in a huff to eat fortune cookies..

Mary J
Sage of Jade Lantern say..
I am very old , my psychic visions and sorcerer's powers cost extra.
Asking whole question allows forces of the Universe to commit to balance.

Answer involves not just your question , but the constant evolving in your own soul.
Ask yourself , do you think Justin will answer this?But more importantly can you accept that?
Trying to force another can be sign of weakness.
Keeper of the Lantern waits...


Zoomie

Sage of Jade Lantern say...America must not strive for love and adoration.But strive for tolerance , contentment and good things.
Now America moves to the side of Yin and light.
America shall be respected partner , not Emperor to bow down to.

Oh and China now velly much better...!

 

о мудрец! поведай мне:
which way to go? what life to choose?

 

I'm guessing that this excludes having a laugh at how Asians speak English...

 

Exactly- otherwise he'll come round your house and throw shiruken stars at u..

Sage of Jade Lantern say..

Your destinations will be decided by the forces in your soul.This will take time.For you are complex.

But before reaching them , you must explore , learn and savour.
Be happy every hour , every day , and season.
Smell the flowers but watch the changing of the seasons.

At every harvest know that your heart and mind sing together.For a new step on your voyage.

 

вот Вам глубокий поклон от меня, о, мудрец!:-d

 

haha..


Right. I wanted to ask.. I have a question. In what ways does The Crucible’s “missing scene” add to the play in terms of plot, character and dramatic technique? Why do you think Arthur Miller chose to remove it?

If you could answer with point, evidence and analysis it would be much appreciated.

 

help me wise keeper of the jade lantern.

so, um, whatever became of that escaped pedophile that sort of looks like you?

 

пожалуйста Дочь Родина

Keeper of Jade Lantern say..
Conversed in Craft of Magik , the wielder of the pen knew the great perils of passing others words as his own.And so he removed it.

Just as Keeper of Jade Lantern cannot expose child to forces of the Dark Side.
Tho starred A pass may be sent from the Heavens , fearsome demons shall follow it.That is not part of your destiny.

True wise man says in few words what fool says in many.Scene adds nothing.

PS Keeper of the Jade Lantern is more a fan of Jet Li.
And Stargate.

 

Keeper of Jade Lantern say ..
He doesn’t look like me.Ressotaspiks was being a prick.
Would you like to see some puppies?