Your deepest and darkest secrets

Go ahead, post em, It's the internet, it's not like someone'll find this out about you.


I've masturbated to granny porn, but to be fair, it was definately a gilf.

 

lol, only gilf id fuck would be grace slick.

secret: Im a very paranoid mother fucker about pretty much everything, its bad. I dont tell anyone, or they dont take it seriously.

 

i've masturbated to bronson, but to be fair, he's a bilf

 

I've been trying to find out the true identity of a complete asshole that frequents an internet forum I use, so that I can fuck his granny.

 

i don't recycle

 

Rot in hell.

 

drug abuse for 3 years. hard living a perfect lie with your family.

 

i assumed as much.

 

You assumed that you should rot in hell? Then why did you fail to do it?

 

I hate russians

 

because i'm not dead yet duh

 

duh?

did you say duh?


No mate. I meant why did you fail to recycle knowing that you'd end up rotting in hell?

 

even black ones?

Poor you!

 

yes i did say duh, mate. because i can, that's why.

 

rot in hell.

 

I don't recycle either

 

ok, now that one hurt.

 

Well. I guess one thing I can tell you is you got to be free.

 

Rot in hell.

 

Why wouldn't you recycle what you can in this day and age?

Other than selfishness, laziness, complete apathy, can somebody give me a good reason?

I mean, I don't recycle everything, but I do what I can.