Your plan to take over the US

So if you were wanting to take over the US or to displace its goverment systems how would ya go about it?

 

I'd drug people. It would only work that way.

 

get corporate sponsors to buy congress and the presidency for me, promising them lessened restrictions on their business.

 

id go over there fake an american accent and become president

 

I'd trick them in song...
Everyone loves songs.. xD

 

One way would be tell them there's a load of free donuts at the Mexican border.
And that a Muslim state has been declared in the Texan oilfields.

Then zoom in via Canada.By the time theyd stop stuffing their faces , or waving stars and stripes at some protest concert , America could be under total military , economic , and media subjugation , by people with the IQ's of 5 year olds.
Oh wait , thats already happened...

CUe flame wars..

 

oh thats easy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?sites...osearch?q=if+i+were+a+terrorist&v=G1EXKLVgEx0

 

With brutal aggression.

Burn every city to the ground

Enslave any man

Rape any woman

Exterminate any child

 

NZ on the other hand.. would be like taking candy from a baby

 

I would have it sink into the ocean and then in a few thousand years let it become legendary like Atlantis.

 

I would never want to take over the US, that would be the most boring thing to do....
And what do I need US for?....

 

For their good postal service.

 

Nope, I like my postal service slow&lazy so I'm pretty content with what I'm provided right now....

 

Exactly, that is why I recommend the American postal service. But I do like the way you think, so in that light I want to ask you about your opinion regarding Karadzic.

 

Well, hello there, I was wondering when someone would ask about that man of controversy!....
The way he was escaping the prison for all these years is genius, but, as I wrote it many times before, there has been a terrible mess during the 90s on Balkans and that's why I cannot really judge about Karadzic being war criminal...I mean, I definitely think that all the people responsible for that mess should be in jail and I would love to see Serbia heading her way to Europe (this actually sounds really funny since Serbia already is in Europe, but this is how people talk nowadays), but there should not be double standards - Serbs were not the only one to kill people in Bosnia....
But the only thing I strongly disapprove is hooligans led by Radicals destroying Belgrade in the name of Karadzic!...

 

I personally think its good to finally see Karadzic in prison.
I hope he gets atleast 20 years.
Although I'm not really sure justice has as adequate answer to a crime of this magnitude and nature.
He's not even showing any remorse. Its disgusting.

 

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The thing with justice is that its gotta be consistent.
Iraq , Vietnam , Hiroshima - these genocides havent seen anyone hang yet.
Infact that gobshite Bxsh is still supposedly "president".

The defnition of war crime is a mess.America wanted this extradition and it doesnt even recognise most War Crimes treaties or the Red Cross's views.
And Ive spoken to a lot of Serbs who see Nato's bombings as a war crime too.
( eg the so called "accidental" bombing of the TV station and the CHinese Embassy)

Lots if terrible shit has gone on a long time in the Balkans, by different groups.
As a parallel , I personally dont have any sympathy for Baltic people who joined/supported the Nazis and got killed by advancing Russian troops.

When people experience atrocities or feel threatened by them, their own codes of conduct can change.Sometimes thats understandable , sometimes its not.

 

I dont care. I still hope Karadzic dies in prison. And maybe in horrible pain too.


And yes, I'm a horrible person.

 

I would become a pentecostal minister, brainwash emotionally needy people, take their money and train them to seek out more emotionally needy people and watch my empire grow muaahahahahaha. I think this is the secret motive of every religious leader.