You're dying

You have to tell the next poster their dying...how would you break it to them?! I'll start.



"Sooooooooooooooooo........you really should have gotten that checked..."

 

"i told you not to take the red pill"

 

Dood, that was a rocket... Not a bullet...

 

I have good news....and I have bad news.....

The bad news is that you have a brain aneurism and will die in two minutes

The good news is you just saved a shitload of cash by switching to Geico

 

"so what does your wife think of me????"

 

is that a piece of your brain in your pocket?

 

...also....the title should have said "you're"...as in "you are dying"....not "your dying"...since you can die but you cant have a die

 

lmfao, BBAD Your amazing...

"so thats what a twisted colon looks like"

 

dying means to ..change the colour with dye....

uhm..."your" mistake isn't the only one

 

nope....you're confusing "dying" with "dyeing"

 

alright can we move past the spelling people! lol

P.S.- BBAD'S right

 

The spelling police have sentenced you to hang

 

shit, thats the third time this month......


back to the thread....

"say, thats a nice watch."

 

"We found a recipient for your heart"

 

"so who's that guy?" ^

 

you really should have stopped smoking 32 years ago

 

"you just couldn't stop posting huh."

 

your eye fell out

 

"it's not like anyone will find out"

 

"let's discuss the arrangements"