You're dying

Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that.

 

"nobody followed you here did they?"

 

a third poster.......I've only ever heard of those...lol

 

Well you probably won't mind if keep your bong then will you?

 

"you won't be needing these!" *takes pants*

 

By any chance do u have that $30 u owe me on u?

 

"I don't care if it's you're instead of your!"

 

I've got this pre-made will thingy here, all ya gotta do is sign on the dotted line, I will take care of everything.....

 

I just took out life insurance on you

 

I'll drive your wife home, you stay here tonight....;-)

 

You're gonna b fine, they just gotta take thet stop sign out of your skull.

 

good news....your wife will be able to buy that house she always wanted .....when she cashes in the policy

 

"hey look...25, 290 posts is nothin to shake a stick at."

 

"alright, your turn!"

 

the good news is you spelled this title right....the bad news is that now you die

 

lmao.....


"how bad have you been?" lol

 

yep it's cirrosis...u drink to effing much :s...dont worry I'll take care of your car...you wont need it where your going

 

Im sorry to have to be the one to inform you that today...is the last day of the rest of your life

 

All that exercise you did....all for naught.

 

Remember when I asked to date your daughter and you said "over my dead body"? Yeah, well, about that...