you can lead a whore to water but you can't make her drink.
if you jump the funny gun you will be excluded from the pussy race.
i've eaten four oranges and my stomach is now starting to hurt
oh god here goes :smilielol5:
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i know a post that'll get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves i know a post that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes i...
well yeah... you put your dick in her ass :frown: i agree with the consensus speak to someone who may know better.
this is incorrect. studies for centuries have tried to render where a persons personality set it a consequence of nature or instead that of...
heroin... i'm addictive and likely to stab you with a needle :xmasnut:
DAVE - "hey jim... what do you reckon is the worst thing that could happen to a person???" JIM - "how'd you mean?" DAVE - "y'know... cancer,...
it means somebody is a crafty butcher.
my friend cycled that recently he said it was extremely overrated.
actually he's a gay icon... ho ho ho
lower her expectations of you kick her first then start chatting her up.
unless she says "i wouldn't put your dick in that socket".
seconded. someone call tyler ffs...
it's the truth brother.
it doesn't take three years to ask 'do you fancy me - yes or no?' obviously the person in question is pretty meek.
it's really not we are men and certainly don't play head games like girls the guy pussied out.
beef jerky marathon = jerk off to refrain from jumping on jack = jack off
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