I got another one! My friends and I got some Northern Lights one time and we were ripped out of our minds. We started talking about cereal brands...
Fly Like An Eagle - Steve Miller Band (aka, the ultimate stoner song)
OW! He ate the pavement? That must've hurt. My friends and I have some running gags that we do all the time when we're stoned. I don't have...
Wow. How bored do you have to be to troll a cannabis web forum?
What the hell was that?
Why do the dumbest criminals have the most weed?
Everything seems edible when high.
I stay home when I'm stoned. My home has couches.
smoke trees moe-fuckers
I'm Ripped!
THhe Sopranos theme song Im fucking stoned..
OMG I just thought of the best name for a dog: Reefer HAHAHAHAHA!!
I started smoking a few months ago, and I love it!
Definitely weed.
I'm in the ultimate zone right now. I drank 9 cosmopolitans, smoke a bowl, finished eating grilled pizza, filet mignon (courtesy of my mom's...
I sacrifice my weekly allowance for weed, but it's just $20.
Mine are cool with it; they say it's better than junk food.
I've never tried one before. Maybe I should...
Off the top of my head... Office Space The Big Lebowski Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle This Is Spinal Tap Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
We say "Let's go bowling"
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