I've never had BBC, only been with one guy when I was 16.....maybe that's why I'm a lesbo, hahahahahahaha!!!! Sorry I just couldn't resist that one.
Lol, rtus. When I still lived with my parents I used to be super paranoid. It went away as soon as I got my own place and I didn't have to give a...
That makes complete sense, thank you.
After being in a 7 year relationship with a woman I've been having dreams about fucking men...it's very confusing. As long as I can remember I've...
When you put your cell phone in the freezer and then it takes you 2 house of tearing the house apart to look for it. Then you never really find it...
Story of my life! Crackheads are very entertaining, and the best part is that in their mind they are trying to act as normal as possible....but...
Shit pictures are always great!!
When I get super stoned my contacts dry out really bad and get foggy. I usually try to put some rewetting drops in, but it doesn't help. Then I...
Hells yes! Anytime :D
That was random, but maybe I'm so fucked up that I missed something, lol. :2thumbsup:
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Did someone say gay?? :P
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I party either at home or at my one friends house that I am really close to, just in case I decide to get super drunk and do something crazy flash...
Nahh, your not drinking alone I'm drinking with you :D
I'm chillin' on the couch with my baby and my puppy enjoying a nice buzz.
My old lady said a laptop and I say a dildo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40J2s4_mrM"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40J2s4_mrM
Dammit!!! Why won't it work for me!!!!
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