One john to rule them all and in the darkness bind them ! [MEDIA]
This Kid is Brilliant ! (been following him for a while ) [MEDIA]
All The Very Best Mate :)
And as the microphone squeaks A young girl's telephone beeps Yeah she's dashing for the exit Oh, she's running to the streets outside "Oh you've...
When you cease to exist, then who will you blame? I've tried my best to love you, but I cannot play this game Your best friend and my worst enemy...
2 mins ago ! [MEDIA]
Funny though about Two Pints , It was filmed in my town so I used to see them filming all the time but never took the time to watch any episodes...
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Been watching this lately ! [MEDIA]
Easier keeping 84 People apart than 7'700 though This virus is catching everyone off guard though interestingly when I worked in China in the...
Thats because almost as many people live in London as there are living in the whole country ! Or to put it Clearer Population Density London...
dem wi side wid di oppressah when di goin´ get ruff side wid aggressah when di goin´ get tuff [MEDIA]
Inglan is a Bitch [MEDIA]
I went to Thailand and came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. She looked like a girl talked like a girl even walked like a girl. It wasn't...
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give...
I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly last night and the officer told me: "I've already notified your wife sir" "And what did she say?"...
Grandpa's Drink There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a viagra tablet in Grandpa's...
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