That might not work out well cuz I am super short and can't jump very high.
I am sooooo In!!! Can I wear a beer hat with coffee in it while we do it though?
Oh wait I forgot to add Barbara Streisand to my list...fucking bitch!
This post made me want to go out in public and give someone a jumping high five dammit! Heres mine: 1. Screaming/crying kids 2. People that...
That sounds like something that would only happen to you while tripping, lol. Sounds freaky!
I love that song! Can't help but to tap my foot to it and sing! Ohhh come on fuck me...oops I mean eileen!
Everything, it's my medicine!
She missed me...damn! I was looking forward to that hurricane party!
My friend got the shot and gained 40 lbs. :(
Uh the anticipation just kills you doesn't it? I'm lucky my dentist actually called me in an hour early, I was al fucked up on xannies they gave...
Maybe he is eating them? I saw that on that Strange Addictions show once.
No wait that's just me in a good mood for a change!!! So this is what if feels like to not be bitchy!!! I think these new teeth are going to my...
Ohhh I can't wait to get a bigger place. I hope you and your babies are safe from the Hurricane Lynn.
Lmao, not anymore. My teeth look freaking awesome! This fucking thing in my mouth feels weird as fuck though. I feel like I have dried up peanut...
Well guys I had my two front teeth pulled today at 4pm, the dentist gave me a script the night before for some xannies so I went into the office...
That shit made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself. I needed that thanks guys :D
That sounds terrible and expensive :(
:gift: Happy Freakin' Birthday!!!!! :party:
I want to hug a baby seal, they look cuddly.
To be quite honest, I wouldn't want to know any of it. I don't think anyone could handle the truth.
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