I'm bored dammit!
This made me want a new bong.
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!
That sounds yummy ghost!
You never said what kind of car it is.
Oh wow! I give you major credit for that and wish you good luck. I'm terrible at math and I too have to take a math class next month :( I'm not...
Free coffee tastes so fucking good! What kind is it?
I personally like roseanne more than some of the other superficial assholes that are on tv today. Roseanne represents the average everyday woman,...
good movie:2thumbsup: ditto Chicken and wine sounds really good right about now :)
I haven't drank in a while so I'm getting tipsy pretty fast.
So what's everyone doing tonight? I'm chillin with my girl drinking some smirnoff :D
So did yah?
I'm craving a cup of coffee right now, you think it's too late? Nah fuck it!
Nooo, you can't leave :( who the hell is going to be a jerky red head with me?
That was random as fuck and just reminded me of this porn I saw once where a dude put a plastic tube in his ass and another dude put a mouse in...
Hmm...in 5th grade I realized I was short and my boobs were bigger than everyone else's. Also that was the last time I saw my "father", so I agree...
I finally have coffee again!! :D I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo happy. I'm such a bitch without my coffee IV. :coffee::2thumbsup:
I'm always the one to tell my friends when something like this happens. I would want someone to do the same for me.
Ditto
Vagina...it's a fucking pussy dammit!
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